You know you have been in the army to long when you ?

batfink5537

War Hero
You know you have been in the army to long when you call anything bigger than a car a "wagon"
 

batfink5537

War Hero
Come on lets hear them
 
When you can't even be bothered to shoot boring people anymore.

If the cap fits...
 

batfink5537

War Hero
Well i must admit it is abit boring at 03:00 on the night shift when all you have to keep you going is DII.
whats your excuse ?
 

batfink5537

War Hero
you see a scruffy civvy walking down the street & think to your self "hair cut"
 

batfink5537

War Hero
Fuck and i thaught id come up with something new lol
 
It has come to my attention that members of Armed Forces of the Philippines are complaining about Jesus Christ as the no.1 violator of their rights to privacy by publishing this invective in Matthew 10:1640 that " our BITTEREST ENEMY is our COMMUNIST, TERRORIST, SOCIALIST OR LEFTIST household member" and neither of us (AFP) don't have. Not even one!! Ahh, the joys, privileges and perks of being an Armed Forces of the Philippines and Philippine National Police member! So join us!





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George Shelter
Ambit Energy , Sales Consultant
Carthage, Missouri
 
Well i must admit it is abit boring at 03:00 on the night shift when all you have to keep you going is DII.
whats your excuse ?
Oh, Crikey, are we still using D11's, I'll be back in tomorrow!
 

Breks

Old-Salt
You wake your wife up to tell her it's her stag
 
You wake your wife up to tell her you want a shag.
 

Breks

Old-Salt
Fuck waking her up, I just open her up!
 

Barry_Trotter

Old-Salt
When all the new recruits posted to your unit look as old as your daughter/son etc.
 
You know you have been in the army to long when you ?


.....Get a sore knob from shagging the wench because despite recalling all the pornos you've watched or decent shags you've had, you just cant cum.
 
Call your better half a 'necky crow' for daring to bring your attention to something that you may, I say may, have missed i.e. nag. Mrs H_M 2nd wants to know why I am calling her a bird with a big neck.
 

zulusix

Old-Salt
when you did your first annual camp with the army cadets in northern ireland (1968)
 

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