You know you have been in the army to long when you ?

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by batfink5537, Nov 30, 2011.

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  1. You know you have been in the army to long when you call anything bigger than a car a "wagon"
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  2. Come on lets hear them
  3. When you can't even be bothered to shoot boring people anymore.

    If the cap fits...
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  4. Well i must admit it is abit boring at 03:00 on the night shift when all you have to keep you going is DII.
    whats your excuse ?
  5. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Insomnia due to pain, thanks to the army ;-)

    Still wear boots in civvies, still use the words pit,fighting irons and dobbie.
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  6. you see a scruffy civvy walking down the street & think to your self "hair cut"
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  7. Fuck and i thaught id come up with something new lol
  8. It has come to my attention that members of Armed Forces of the Philippines are complaining about Jesus Christ as the no.1 violator of their rights to privacy by publishing this invective in Matthew 10:1640 that " our BITTEREST ENEMY is our COMMUNIST, TERRORIST, SOCIALIST OR LEFTIST household member" and neither of us (AFP) don't have. Not even one!! Ahh, the joys, privileges and perks of being an Armed Forces of the Philippines and Philippine National Police member! So join us!

    George Shelter
    Ambit Energy , Sales Consultant
    Carthage, Missouri
  9. Oh, Crikey, are we still using D11's, I'll be back in tomorrow!
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  10. You wake your wife up to tell her it's her stag
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  11. You wake your wife up to tell her you want a shag.
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  12. Fuck waking her up, I just open her up!
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