I have had a beard for years. Mainly because I hate shaving. A bonus has always been that Mrs R hates it. Like the Twits from the Roald Dahl book, this is how we amuse each other whilst waiting for the next anniversary to come around.
I digress. After many reminders of how she hates the beard, I surprised her by shaving it off. She was actually quite pleased, but it now transpires I have a double chin. Apparently.
Could be worse..... you could have a double incontinence