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You know its going to be a strange day when.......

#1
You get up, walk down the stairs and your left foot decides to be the right foot. *WHAM* face to floor.

Making a cup of tea. While walking away with the 'cup', you take a sip and hit sugar. Yes sugar. The cup is in the kitchen sink and I'm trying to drink a jar of sugar. I can't even remember making the tea. :?

The mumbling vagrant a block away from the office says "No thanks" with a smile when I hand him a dollar. :? Mind you he asks for a dollar every morning.

Don't know about you, but I'm going to barricade my cubicle with boxes. Anyone gets through will get shot with my sticky dart gun. (boss included)


Anyone else had a strange start to a day like this??
 
#2
curryhead said:
You get up, walk down the stairs and your left foot decides to be the right foot. *WHAM* face to floor.

Making a cup of tea. While walking away with the 'cup', you take a sip and hit sugar. Yes sugar. The cup is in the kitchen sink and I'm trying to drink a jar of sugar. I can't even remember making the tea. :?

Don't know about you, but I'm going to barricade my cubicle with boxes. Anyone gets through will get shot with my sticky dart gun. (boss included)


Anyone else had a strange start to a day like this??
This is nothing to do with strange days. It just means that you have Alzheimer's.
 
#3
ViroBono said:
curryhead said:
You get up, walk down the stairs and your left foot decides to be the right foot. *WHAM* face to floor.

Making a cup of tea. While walking away with the 'cup', you take a sip and hit sugar. Yes sugar. The cup is in the kitchen sink and I'm trying to drink a jar of sugar. I can't even remember making the tea. :?

Don't know about you, but I'm going to barricade my cubicle with boxes. Anyone gets through will get shot with my sticky dart gun. (boss included)


Anyone else had a strange start to a day like this??
This is nothing to do with strange days. It just means that you have Alzheimer's.
Or are still pissed from the night before.
 
#5
ViroBono said:
curryhead said:
You get up, walk down the stairs and your left foot decides to be the right foot. *WHAM* face to floor.

Making a cup of tea. While walking away with the 'cup', you take a sip and hit sugar. Yes sugar. The cup is in the kitchen sink and I'm trying to drink a jar of sugar. I can't even remember making the tea. :?

Don't know about you, but I'm going to barricade my cubicle with boxes. Anyone gets through will get shot with my sticky dart gun. (boss included)


Anyone else had a strange start to a day like this??
This is nothing to do with strange days. It just means that you have Alzheimer's.
Did I mention the cat was watching New Zealand beat the W.Indies on the TV? No?

Dammit, your right. I do have Alzheimer's!
 
#8
"a block away" ... "a dollar" ... "my cubicle" ... If you're not a septic then WTF are you? Using terminology like that you are certainly not a Brit.





... A Canadian perhaps?
 
#10
curryhead said:
ViroBono said:
curryhead said:
You get up, walk down the stairs and your left foot decides to be the right foot. *WHAM* face to floor.

Making a cup of tea. While walking away with the 'cup', you take a sip and hit sugar. Yes sugar. The cup is in the kitchen sink and I'm trying to drink a jar of sugar. I can't even remember making the tea. :?

Don't know about you, but I'm going to barricade my cubicle with boxes. Anyone gets through will get shot with my sticky dart gun. (boss included)


Anyone else had a strange start to a day like this??
This is nothing to do with strange days. It just means that you have Alzheimer's.
Did I mention the cat was watching New Zealand beat the W.Indies on the TV? No?

Dammit, your right. I do have Alzheimer's!
Now to be known as Mike Baldwin.
 

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