You know, anal sex is

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Dwarf, Feb 21, 2012.

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  1. You know, anal sex is like your first Sunderland scarf.... You didn't want it but your uncle gave it to you anyway...
  2. I don't think it is.
  3. I did want it!
  4. I prefer Newcastle to the Black Cats, so I definitely didn't want it.
  5. I could be wrong but I though anal sex was when you put your willy up someones bum and moved your hips a bit. I could be wrong though. I'm not expert though so it might have something to do with Sunderland.
  6. SHIT?
  7. What have you been doing all this time then?
  8. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    they do say that " if sex is a pain in the arse, you're not doing it right".
  9. Like riding a new bike. The steering is tighter.
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  10. If you have a crap right after recieving anal sex, do you come and go at the same time??
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