You have spelt that wrong!! your a mong!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Knob_Chops, May 17, 2011.

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  1. Why is it that there are some realy boring people on this site that get upset when somthing is spelt wrong, i feel like i have to spell check eveything i write instead of just posting it! why should i when you can blatantly see what im trying to say and i have got my point accross! Bore off you boring borasauras rex! Haters welcome!!
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  2. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    At least 15 errors there, KC. :)
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  3. Do'nt wory aboot it. The troopes worth of spell chekcers on here are generaly the brasso sipping BAOR vets.
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  4. Haha are you microsoft word! i knew i was opening my self up for all sorts of grammar corrections but i genuinly want to know what goes through that sort of persons mind? "OOOOh hes spelt somthing wrong i cant wait to correct him!"
  5. It's called standards you lazy cunt! Pride in the English language! do u lyk it wen da kidz talk in txt speek?

    I'm also not a BAOR brasso drinking cunt........just a cunt.
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  6. Spelling and grammar errors can be amusing, for example whilst driving through Aldershot yesterday I noticed a car sticker

    "now you are in england

    speak english!!!!!"

    Oh how I chuckled to myself, but I doubt you would understand the subtlties of that one.
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  7. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    It matters not one iota on here, it's merely sloppy. At times, though, what gets written isn't actually what is meant. In other places, say on operations, that could be very confusing, inefficient and dangerous. So they are probably thinking it's worth pointing out in a didactic manner.

    On the other hand, it may just be showing off and point-scoring.
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  8. cos when they are losing a debate, thats the only straw they can grasp.
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  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    To start with "i" should be in capitals and not lower case.
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  10. Thank fook I ain't English, so it don't matter
  11. There should be a question mark after the word 'wrong' on the third line as you are posing a question.

    I like the spelling and grammar police on here, as I am fed up of reading 'Chav Mong speak'. It literally takes twice as long to read while I work out what is being said!
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  12. Didn't one of the Mods get all frothy about this last year?

    I thought there was a sticky or a rule somewhere?

    Edited to add - It's the Naafi and if you can't spell, then you should be gassed. (I do believe that statement is Padre proof)
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  13. Perhaps we should have a mongs corner for those for whom grammar, syntax and spelling are anathema.
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  14. Commenting of one word - I will leave it to others to correct your grammar and other spelling mistakes:
    ... can't is a truncated version of cannot.
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  15. And it is you're a mong not your a mong ;-)
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