You Guys Ruined My Daughter

#61
A rather interesting collection of ads down the side of the page on this thread; Prison Sex Orgy DVD, School Girl Fantasies DVD, and A Hand's On Guide to Phonesex are but a few of the gems been proffered for ones enlightenment.
 
#64
she's in therapy as it is having that I'm her real father.
Or is it because she's traumatised by all those 'Sunken Knuckle' and 'Incy Wincy Spider' games you played with her under the bedsheets and nighties all those years ago?
 

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#66
A rather interesting collection of ads down the side of the page on this thread; Prison Sex Orgy DVD, School Girl Fantasies DVD, and A Hand's On Guide to Phonesex are but a few of the gems been proffered for ones enlightenment.
Jammy bastard.

All I get is para wings and webbing.
 
#67
Cheers for that, I looked it up and it seems it had a multitude of uses including one that featured on The Borgias involving a poof, obviously didn't end too well for him by the sounds of it.
Pffft. I snap my fingers at your pear of anguish. ;-) Our Jarrod can achieve similar results without mechanical means. :omfg: :-D (It's all in the wrist. :p )
 

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#68
The Pear of Anguish. It was actually used unlike the Iron Maiden which didn't exist before the 17th century and seems to have been invented as a curiosity for travelling fairs. No records of its use in medieval times exist.
Still in use today, Matey-o

Don't ask me how I know this shit - I just do. It's my job to know, all right?

And no, I don't have one and even if I did, I wouldn't lend it out.

[video=youtube;XDLzDiRFWLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDLzDiRFWLE[/video]
 
#69
Youngest daughter goes to private girls' school - mum's decision to instill discipline and encourage empowerment, etc.. crap. Uniform of the day is/was stereotypical Japanese anime sailor moon/catholic school girl outfit of kilt and blouse.. which the 'young ladies' modified in porn star fashion to blouses unbuttoned as low as possible and kilts rolled as high as possible to allow' freedom of movement' during the day's activities.

Now I have to find a new 'hobby' Picking up the daughter after classes is no longer fun.. Damn arrsers the lot of you.
Pah, you know the rules... photo's man, photos!
 
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lumpy2

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#72
What a disappointing thread.

After reading the title, I was really hoping your daughter had said "SHEEPSCUNT" to the headmistress or something similar.
 
#73
Youngest daughter goes to private girls' school - mum's decision to instill discipline and encourage empowerment, etc.. crap. Uniform of the day is/was stereotypical Japanese anime sailor moon/catholic school girl outfit of kilt and blouse.. which the 'young ladies' modified in porn star fashion to blouses unbuttoned as low as possible and kilts rolled as high as possible to allow' freedom of movement' during the day's activities.

Some tight arsed 'board types' have ruled that this no longer reflects the proper vision for young women in today's society [ i.e. too many arrse wankers were parking in unmarked vans at dismissal time and oogling the exits ] so from now on the young women must wear tailored slacks and ' golf' shirts with only two buttons at the neck.. No more down blouse or up skirt views accidentally displayed' .

While not a move to burkas, it is a 'step back' in liberation of the female form and a personal blow to me in that my daughter having classmates over to study has become a rather dull endeavour.

I blame it on arrsers who spoiled a good thing by showing up in droves and spoiling the views for everyone. Couldn't they have pooled resources, had one discrete van and film/videoed/streamed the images for others to appreciate instead of causing traffic jams at end of school?

Now I have to find a new 'hobby' Picking up the daughter after classes is no longer fun.. Damn arrsers the lot of you.

Dammit, they were rolling the kilts high, weren't they?
 
#74
The Pear of Anguish. It was actually used unlike the Iron Maiden which didn't exist before the 17th century and seems to have been invented as a curiosity for travelling fairs. No records of its use in medieval times exist.
Well...
That's ten minutes on google I'll never get back. Where's the mind bleach...
 
#75
Can't beat a girl in uniform, I tried to get a job with these girls once as a personal dresser but they wouldn't let me.
That's a shame. Just think of the stories you might have posted on ARRSE. Possibly photos, too.

I know a woman who once was uniformed security at a private co-ed college. Said the dorms were alive with booze, pot and sex. No photos, dammit, but her flick bank was overflowing.
 

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