You Guys Ruined My Daughter

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  1. Youngest daughter goes to private girls' school - mum's decision to instill discipline and encourage empowerment, etc.. crap. Uniform of the day is/was stereotypical Japanese anime sailor moon/catholic school girl outfit of kilt and blouse.. which the 'young ladies' modified in porn star fashion to blouses unbuttoned as low as possible and kilts rolled as high as possible to allow' freedom of movement' during the day's activities.

    Some tight arsed 'board types' have ruled that this no longer reflects the proper vision for young women in today's society [ i.e. too many arrse wankers were parking in unmarked vans at dismissal time and oogling the exits ] so from now on the young women must wear tailored slacks and ' golf' shirts with only two buttons at the neck.. No more down blouse or up skirt views accidentally displayed' .

    While not a move to burkas, it is a 'step back' in liberation of the female form and a personal blow to me in that my daughter having classmates over to study has become a rather dull endeavour.

    I blame it on arrsers who spoiled a good thing by showing up in droves and spoiling the views for everyone. Couldn't they have pooled resources, had one discrete van and film/videoed/streamed the images for others to appreciate instead of causing traffic jams at end of school?

    Now I have to find a new 'hobby' Picking up the daughter after classes is no longer fun.. Damn arrsers the lot of you.
  2. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Do what I did and apply for the job of school caretaker and groundsman.
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  3. Without sailor moon style hentai schoolgirl photo's (of the type bound to land you in a cell with rolf harris) to illustrate your point you are destined to be ridiculed I fear!

    May I start the ball rolling with......sick photoless Nonce!
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  4. Send your daughter to a Bangkok university. Job jobbed for all concerned.
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  5. What worry's me is that she's only 11
  6. Well. I googled Sailor Moon for you as I was curios myself.

    I'm afraid we're not missing much.

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  7. ^Shanghai Noon will never be the same again.
  8. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    I believe you have spotted a gap in a market for a new company - "Perves-R-Us'. Set up a website and advertise your services for coordinating said activities - you'll soon rake it in.


    PS: make sure you have a good legal department to dispute the finer points of law with Her Majesty's Constabulary.
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    I'd happily ruin your daughter
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  10. She's 16 actually .
  11. Or son, they'll come back looking roughly the same.
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  12. Not really.

    The crudely fashioned Tupperware clout with Blue Tac'd on flaps gives them away.
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  13. Has she met me yet?
  14. Why have you posted a picture of a pear peeler? ... Oh wait.

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  15. You're Ian Huntley. Please forward my £5 to Hols For Heroes. Thanks.
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