You gotta love these people

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by pepsi666, Sep 6, 2007.

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  1. *An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was

    *A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing
    with her shopping in a queue at the checkout.*
    When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made
    a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was
    wearing on her blouse.*

    *The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it
    proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him".*

    *The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing
    and killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.

    At that point, a Gentleman standing in the queue
    stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to
    the Iraqi woman: *

    *"Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this
    ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like
    YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country and allow you to
    blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen".*

    *"It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in
    Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be
    fighting there today".*

    *"However - now that you have learned how to speak out and **criticize** the
    English people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will
    gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq". *

    *"When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as
    what you are here in England, then you should be able to help straighten out
    the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place,
    which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid."*

    *Apparently the queue cheered and applauded.*
  2. Hmmm........
  3. It's years old, it was originally about Americans, it never happened anyway, oh and it's pish.
  4. Already done
  5. This is why we have the word 'apocryphal'.
  6. I got it from a mate in the PWRR,
    sent it to me as an email,
    all I did was copy and paste it here,
    I dunno if its true or american, british or even swaheli
  7. That's rubbish! It doesn't even rhyme!

    Is it a haiku?
  8. pepsi666, you gullible idiot you! If I could have a penny for all the times I've seen this or a variation there of, I'd die a millionaire.

    This feel-good propaganda chain email that you so dutifully copied and pasted is nothing more than a desparate attempt to stir up emotions among the populance. Escpecially those who like to have their opinion given to them.

    You gotta love these people? I'll tell you something. You gotta love people like you who swallow this drivel hook line and sinker.
  9. Devil dog I see your stilll a complete co ck .
  10. Et tu, Brute?
  11. heard that one before
    before that
    before that as well..