I feel sick typing or thinking of the stuff!
As for the smell it turns my stomach so much so i have to leave the room so i to get the offending jar out of my sight! NEVER has a sandwich spread caused me so much suffering!
As you would probably guess the missus loves the stuff! my solution is upon discovery of one of those orrible little jars is to throw the fecker in the bin wrapped in placky bag, over time she gets the hint and doesnt buy it! Worked for me!
Thats a fit up if every there was one, there is no way that small child likes marmite. If you zoom in on his left eye you can see a reflexion of AKTTE holding a fluffy kitten over a blender and forcing the kid to cover it's self in marmite or the kitten gets turned in to a smoothy. Sick sick man!
Marmite is fcuking disgusting. Bovril, however, is the food of Kings.
And great news readers. After a 2 year break, it is going back to being made with beef stock again. The ONLY substance to have on your toast when raiding the Night Tray after coming back from town mingmonged