Its a bit quiet in here so lets dig out all the old amusing dits from days gone by, mainly the ones involving someone either being or making a complete t$*t of themselves. ( I can see the belt fed fisherman appearing quite a bit)! For Example: One of the crow at my place was detailed to despose of the burn bag. So he retired to the burning area around the side of the building. We are not posh enough to have a proper incinerator so the trusty dustbin with holes knocked in will suffice. He starts a wee blaze but decides it isn't quite as ferocious as it should be. (The old man and fire syndrome) In his wisdom he decides to add petrol, as he readies himself to pour it on I glance out of the window brew in hand and think "this could go horribly wrong" and before I can do anything, he pours it straight from the jerrican on to the blaze. And yes you guessed it BACKDRAFT into the jerrican! Imagine Crowbag running round with a jerrican on fire, best thing is, he is trying to blow it out, fcuking rolling up!!!!