You dont understand woman.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by oldpara, Jul 2, 2013.

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  1. My wifes been giving me GBH of the ear hole for days. Like_ "you haven't spoken to me for days - you haven't taken me out for days - why cant you get a hard on - you don't fancy me any more - why don't you see a doctor - I'm going to stay with my Mother" ! - You don't understand woman - it was 3 foot ,just 3 fucking foot, how could I miss a 3 foot fucking putt.
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  2. Your wife needs a right hook and your golf needs improving.
  3. Is that "woman" or "women"?

    Either way, you're fucked.
  4. Is that an observation or an offer? :)