Ok, either CNN is playing an April Fool's joke or this is an "Only In America" item. Either way: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/01/ms.wheelchair.ap/index.html The story is that "Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin" has been stripped of her title for - wait for it - standing up. If this isn't a send-up, it is truly sad. Who wants to see gum-suckers in wheelchairs parade about in swimsuits? What the Hell would the "Talent Show" portion of the pageant look like?