You don't love me no more!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by uncle_vanya, Oct 19, 2012.

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  1. Seen on a store shelf....
     

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  2. And........?
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The Special Brew has kicked in then I take it?
     
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  4. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Meths or possibly Old Spice: Just say no.
     
  5. does my bum look fat in this dress?

    easy answer: your bum looks fat in every dress
     
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  6. Any married woman I've met who is a thick moaning cunt with a fat arse is usually in the company of a spineless husband who can't find anything better
     
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  7. Fucking Old Spice. Every one knows Brut 33 is the drink of champions.

    On a side note, Old Spice was my favourite Spice Girl.
     
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  8. Old Spice, you mean Ginger Spice? I knew you were depraved but you've gone too fucking far now! Ginger indead!

    Anyway, the correct answer is "Me love you long time!"
     
  9. WAH shield up

    If you look REALLY hard, through beer goggles, it says '10 FUCKERING LIGHTS'

    Wah shield down,

    Vanya , it's still not funny, now fuck off
     

  10. Are you bored?
     
  11. Made me larf.
     
  12. Both Old Spice and Brut tended to have an unpleasant after-taste, Blue Stratos beats them both hollow.
     
  13. Denim, but I don't have to try very hard.

    (Does that mean its shit and I don't need it anyway?)
     
  14. Nobby I think you may be missing the point here I was referring to the ancient squaddy pasttime of drinking said liquids.
     
  15. So was I!