Just in time for the China Olympics..a fine dining emporium has a ' unique menu': A Beijing restaurant is catering to big swinging dicks with an appropriate delicacy: um - big, swinging dicks. The Guolizhuang, a 'popular' haunt with business executives [ who are mostly big dicks in the eyes of their employess, I'd imagine ], serves- er- members - of every type. Donkey, Seal, dog... The most expensive item on the menu? Tiger Penis which must be ordered in advance as a cost of $ 57000US a plate.. no thanks though I am reminded of a local ethnic butcher shop which offered Bull's Pizzle on sale.. Man behind the counter said that it made for a nice ' breakfast for two' fried up right and, if unexpected guests arrived, just rub it and -voila!- dinner for six!