For some reason, this was a phrase that I found myself using time and again, throughout an exemplary career that saw me rise to the dizzy rank of Corporal.
Does the army attract mingbags?
One time in San Ignacio, myself and one of the Artillery lads, had trapped off with a couple of yank Peace Corps/CIA workers, whilst drinking a small amount of rum in the Blue Angel. For the first time in the entire tour I was going to get my end away, without having to pay 20 Belizean dollars to Mimi at the Farm.
Mine was a bit weird looking, like a Mormons twentieth wife, but she had every intention of letting me have sex with her. As we continued to smooth our way in, one of the other Arty lads, a notorious dirty tw*t showed up and got us both blown out. We were just getting to the point where we were explaining that we "Weren't like the rest of those British soldiers, we can't stand 'em, their so rough and uncouth" when he bimbled up and blew twelve inch snot strands out of both nostrils, then gobbled them up like a lizard eating an egg.
The yanks left their drinks glasses rattling on the bar as they legged it, leaving us to call our "mate", a 'DIRTY FCKING BARSTAD'
Did anyone else ever come across this particular breed of Bill Oddie