You couldnt make it up...

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by MikeMcc, Mar 13, 2007.

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  1. Where do you reckon his partner in crime (so to speak) got to?

    Them crazy Jews...
  2. This seems to indicate that they tried to ask him before they had removed the ball. Clouseau is clearly on the case.
  3. I would have thought the ambassador had been given a totally thorough examination and it seem there was no lack of transparency either.
  4. More likely they were all giggling and pointing so he needed to remove the gag to be able to make sure they treated him with the dignity he deserves. :cyclopsani:
  5. I wonder if he did the Gaza strip.
  6. I just can't believe it. I mean he looks like a respectable, wholesome family man. Did they get the right person??

    I reckon they should have blackmailed him and tried to get more info on whether his countrymen are in possession of the ultimate, irresistible, all-powerful, huge, throbbing weapon? They've been coy until now. Phwoar.
  7. Couldn't have happened to a nicer public representative of such a peace loving, fair and self-righteous people :headbang:
  8. Whatever he did it definitely wasn't kosher.
  9. No. Not at all - and I suspect this sort of behaviour isn't catered for in the Talmud.