You couldnt... If you were...

After p**sing my self after fully reading and digesting;

scoobydont said:
C4 mine detector, you couldnt find an aircraft carrier if you were standing on the flight deck.

Onetap said:
The 66mm... it couldn't hit a barn if fired from inside the barn,
It got me trying to think of any.

Theres that one off dodgeball

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat

Unknown said:
You couldn't supress fire with a hose pipe!
Any others anyone knows?
You couldn't score in a brothel if you had a £50 note
You couldnt blow your head off if you stuck the muzzle in your mouth(safety catch on)


You couldn't hit a barn door if you were standing on the padlock

Courtesy of Cpl "Catalogue Man" Grantham 1999
You couldn't hit a cows arse with a shovel


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Destined to go through life pushing doors marked pull.

Not that he's wet but you can shoot duck off him in the season.

You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag.

You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
You couldn,t fight your way out of a wet paper sack
bigusdogus said:
You couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo
thought this one is . . .

You couldn't hit a donkeys arse with a banjo

On an early APWT: "You couldn't shoot your load!"
ArmySurplusSpecial said:
If brains were explosive you couldn't blow your nose....
....... or "If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow the wax out of your ears".

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