You couldnt... If you were...

#1
After p**sing my self after fully reading and digesting;

scoobydont said:
C4 mine detector, you couldnt find an aircraft carrier if you were standing on the flight deck.
And

Onetap said:
The 66mm... it couldn't hit a barn if fired from inside the barn,
It got me trying to think of any.



Theres that one off dodgeball

DODGEBALL said:
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat
And

Unknown said:
You couldn't supress fire with a hose pipe!
Any others anyone knows?
 
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stabradop

Guest
#7
You couldn't hit a barn door if you were standing on the padlock

Courtesy of Cpl "Catalogue Man" Grantham 1999
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Destined to go through life pushing doors marked pull.

Not that he's wet but you can shoot duck off him in the season.

You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag.

You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
 

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