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You could not make this up: Moroccan statues looking like penis

I have a friend who managed 3 inches of the inside tube of a Biro.
Urethral sounding, it's for winners.


Winners in this instance is Taiwanese speak for fat, pasty skinned, single male.
 
Apparently it's very uncomfortable the first several times, until you find the width you're comfortable with.
A medic at Musgrave Park Military Hospital had a go at sounding me with a cotton bud 3 decades ago to check for some dirty slag related disease.

It was a memorable occasion.
 
****... I bet that stings.

(Must make a note of that)

Ginger root, safe and it does sting, you just need to slice it open a little for effect
 
Obviously been playing the age old game of "how many coins can you shove up your Jap's eye!".
Here's a philosophical question. Does a Japanese man call his pisshole in his cocktail wiener a "Jap's eye" too, or, if not, what does he call it? :?
 
Apparently it's very uncomfortable the first several times, until you find the width you're comfortable with.

Presumably then this shouldn't be used on the first attempt?

 

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