You could be a Royal Military Police Close Protection Officer for 3.99 (plus postage)

#1
Or a Sniper.... Or a Combat Medical Technician..... Or a Royal Marine Commando Mountain Leader....

Commando - Military speacialists where you can find your lost army, navy or airforce certificate


This is the gentleman's ebay account stickers, numbers items in Burry's Bargains store on eBay!


and youtube mark29cdowalker's Channel - YouTube


Or.... His name could also be "Andy", not Mark - from another identical online ordering form 29cdo Order Form


and one of his associated retailers here Infantry regiments, Royal Navy items in 17paramac60 store on eBay!


and also checkout our Williams feed back, eBay Feedback profile for williamd6696 , not sure what he wants to be in, a sniper, Royal Signals, The Rifles, or a police man... But he is scarily buying the kit as well!
 
#5
That really is gayer than Jarrod's chocolate love button!









Para certificate is en route! That'll impress the boys down my local Y!
 
#10
Can't people selling stuff like this be done for creating forgeries of official documents (is forgery a criminal offence?), thereby allowing misrepresentation of qualification criteria to either impress or improve employment prospects falsely? At the very least it's an insult to anyone that's actually earned any of them..
 
#12
I think the problem is they aren't replicas of real certificates, he has just made his own up.
Ah! I was wondering why they didn't have those things when I was in.. (oops, giving away my underachievers certificate RE status now..) I just put it down to early onset of Alzheimers.
 
#13
Can't people selling stuff like this be done for creating forgeries of official documents (is forgery a criminal offence?), thereby allowing misrepresentation of qualification criteria to either impress or improve employment prospects falsely? At the very least it's an insult to anyone that's actually earned any of them..
If you tell an employer that you have, for example a Degree in Forensic Accountancy and you haven't. You technically commit the Criminal Offence of Obtaining a Pecuniary Advantage
 
#15
Can't people selling stuff like this be done for creating forgeries of official documents (is forgery a criminal offence?), thereby allowing misrepresentation of qualification criteria to either impress or improve employment prospects falsely? At the very least it's an insult to anyone that's actually earned any of them..
If you bought one, showed it to a prospective employer and he offered you a job SOLELY on the basis of what it said on the certificate, it would be Fraud by False Representation. Then he could be done for making and supplying it, but he would have to KNOW what you intended to do with it. There's probably small print somewhere about them only being to replace lost certificates, or as novelty items.

Edited to add: Obtaining a Pecuniary Advantage is no longer on the books. It was replaced by the Fraud Act 2006.
 
#16
Or a Sniper.... Or a Combat Medical Technician..... Or a Royal Marine Commando Mountain Leader....

Commando - Military speacialists where you can find your lost army, navy or airforce certificate


This is the gentleman's ebay account stickers, numbers items in Burry's Bargains store on eBay!


and youtube mark29cdowalker's Channel - YouTube


Or.... His name could also be "Andy", not Mark - from another identical online ordering form 29cdo Order Form


and one of his associated retailers here Infantry regiments, Royal Navy items in 17paramac60 store on eBay!


and also checkout our Williams feed back, eBay Feedback profile for williamd6696 , not sure what he wants to be in, a sniper, Royal Signals, The Rifles, or a police man... But he is scarily buying the kit as well!
So what? He is making a few quid from wierdos and fantasists, call the police!! I think it's quite switched on.
 
#17
There's no stickman fitness programs either.

...... Talking of that, how does todays young thruster cope without his stick man exercise pictures before he joins up?

(Please.... no need to answer that, enough bandwidth has been lost to that dribble)
 
#19
"We supply certificates using only the very best materials at a price that suites your pocket."

Spell checking is obviously not one of his strong points.
 
#20
Does he have the Leading cdt qual? so i can big it up in the yoof club?
 

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