You cant change this

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  1. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



    THIS IS SO FUNNY THAT IT WILL BOGGLE YOUR MIND. AND YOU WILL
    KEEP TRYING IT




    AT LEAST 50 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF YOU CAN OUTSMART YOUR FOOT.
    BUT YOU CAN'T!!

    1. WHILE SITTING AT YOUR DESK, LIFT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OFF THE FLOOR AND
    MAKE CLOCKWISE CIRCLES WITH IT.

    2. NOW, WHILE DOING THIS, DRAW THE NUMBER "6" IN THE AIR WITH
    YOUR RIGHT HAND. YOUR FOOT WILL CHANGE DIRECTION!!!

    I TOLD YOU SO...AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
     
  2. I just did it.







    No I didn't, I didn't even try, I'm not that bored yet.
     
  3. a. How the fcuk did you figure that out?
    B. Why have I just attempted it?
    and
    3. I have now just AGAI'd my failure to obey right foot!!
     
  4. Wow, my flip flop fell off
     
  5. I did it, first time foot changed, second time didnt.
     
  6. Fortunately my one braincell is smarter.

    It told me not to bother.
     
  7. Smart enough to know not to step off.

    Mind you, it took a bit of training.
     
  8. Has someone told Heather Mills McCartney about this yet?
     
  9. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Fook ... it's true.

    Fortunately, until now I have never needed to do that, and probably never will again.

    Ho-hum ... another minute of my life wasted on ARRSE.
     
  10. Why the fcuk is everyone in my team stairing at me in work doing this??
     
  11. how about KLE0D and the other stumpies?
    they'll be feeling all left out

    shami chakrawotsit'll be onto you for not taking into account their yu(wo)man rights :twisted:
     
  12. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Is there any specific reason why this Thread was kicked/stumbled off again?

    Is there an outbreak of hopping deficiency?

    Or is it Mock the Afflicted Week again?

    Anyone with any new ideas?
     
  13. just to see if you could still do it
    don't blame me, i din't start it
    big boy did it and run away like!
     
  14. The only thing I will be doing at my desk for the next little while involves gazing at the summer student's tits, while rubbing my crotch.