You cant beat

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Dec 26, 2008.

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  1. ..... a good carpet.
     
  2. Mongo

    Mongo LE Reviewer

    Useful for wrapping bodies in, or so I'm told..
     
  3. ...broken drums? shit threads?
     
  4. Single f nice to see you back did you eat that scoundrel double f
     
  5. A w*nk but you can beat an egg
     
  6. Not if it's hard boiled
     
  7. a shaggy one
     
  8. Which reminds me.. odd one out: Wife - Egg - Blowjob?

    You can beat an egg and the wife, but you can't beat a blowjob
     
  9. you sure about that? male or female perfomers!!! oh err.........
     
  10. Ah Srof. You've returned. Who was that other charlatan?
     
  11. Well, thai lady boys do it better than most, according to Squiddly
     
  12. i dare say, that they would know better than females, how the male population like it. I must talk to squids......
     
  13. The children according to the childline advert.
     
  14. Standing here with my kit off. I realise I would; anyone equally demented is welcome to join the party.
     
  15. Ask any old member of 59.54.or 11 squadron RE, without their in put in 63 there would be no Pattaya(Ladyboy City) 8) mmind you most of their ladyboys are grannies now :p