It will probably be some form of lower pond life getting called Daddy by your kid and blowing your ex's back doors off in the not too distant future. Don't despair though, you can cry on here for Internet hugs
I like quoting the daily mail as it gives me an idea as to the mood back in UK about headlines as I live in the middle of a swamp 1700kms from the nearest city; also hoping to access a few witty repostes for comments I will doubtless hear today from friends, colleagues and inlaws after Jezza's gobbing off attack.
Non-story chaps, it wasn't even Clarkson doing the talking. Quote from Daily Telegraph: TOP Gear's top boss says a man who confronted photographers saying Jeremy Clarkson would never return to Australia after a confrontation is a "halfwit" who has "nothing to do with the show".
Shame this is going on. Seems like a non-story mainly. He must work quite hard and put the hours in. So what if they get a bit of winter sun and make use of it? Most of us would enjoy it if we could. I did a couple of weeks ago and it was great. May do it again soon if possible. I do hope the BBC are not shelling out too much for yachts etc...all quite cheap in Oz from memory.
His wife Frances is really lovely by the way. Fantastic lass.