'You can take them out of England, but you just can't take the convict out of them.'

#2
If Clarkson wants to be a toff twat, he can **** right off out of our beautiful country and not come back. We'll miss him like a bad case of drip dick.
 
#3
If Clarkson wants to be a toff twat, he can **** right off out of our beautiful country and not come back. We'll miss him like a bad case of drip dick.
You tell him mate!

My little lad is the descendant of convicts (on the ex's side) and I reckon Jez might have a point.
 
#4
You can take the English out of the UK, but you will never take the Britain out of the British... English being some form of lower pond life...
 
#6
By Jingo!
Clarkson is no more offensive than the Welsh Julia Gillard.
I love the way antipodeans wet themselves at the slightest anti Australian comment - not at all hypocritical. Snarf snarf.
 
#7
You can take the English out of the UK, but you will never take the Britain out of the British... English being some form of lower pond life...
It will probably be some form of lower pond life getting called Daddy by your kid and blowing your ex's back doors off in the not too distant future. Don't despair though, you can cry on here for Internet hugs
 
#8
By Jingo!
Clarkson is no more offensive than the Welsh Julia Gillard.
I love the way antipodeans wet themselves at the slightest anti Australian comment - not at all hypocritical. Snarf snarf.
Bloody Julia's accent makes ya'teeth itch.
 

sirbhp

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
to the powers wot be .
couldn't we have a separate site , universe for folks to wish to quote the daily mail as if it was written in fire and came down from the mountain?

Clarkson et all would say they ate the Hamster from my ARRSE if they thought they could get publicity from it .
more cocoa please nurse .
 
#10
to the powers wot be .
couldn't we have a separate site , universe for folks to wish to quote the daily mail as if it was written in fire and came down from the mountain?

Clarkson et all would say they ate the Hamster from my ARRSE if they thought they could get publicity from it .
more cocoa please nurse .
FG BroBHP

Hope you are well.

I like quoting the daily mail as it gives me an idea as to the mood back in UK about headlines as I live in the middle of a swamp 1700kms from the nearest city; also hoping to access a few witty repostes for comments I will doubtless hear today from friends, colleagues and inlaws after Jezza's gobbing off attack.

Cheers
A whinging Pom
 
M

Mark The Convict

Guest
#13
Doesn't JC have form for this? Someone so much as looks sideways at this tart and he gets all Rabid Silverback about it?

[video=youtube;wXvrvyKhpV0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvrvyKhpV0[/video]

Or am I mistaken?
 
#14
Non-story chaps, it wasn't even Clarkson doing the talking. Quote from Daily Telegraph: TOP Gear's top boss says a man who confronted photographers saying Jeremy Clarkson would never return to Australia after a confrontation is a "halfwit" who has "nothing to do with the show".
 
#18
Shame this is going on. Seems like a non-story mainly. He must work quite hard and put the hours in. So what if they get a bit of winter sun and make use of it? Most of us would enjoy it if we could. I did a couple of weeks ago and it was great. May do it again soon if possible. I do hope the BBC are not shelling out too much for yachts etc...all quite cheap in Oz from memory.

His wife Frances is really lovely by the way. Fantastic lass.
 
J

Joshua Slocum

Guest
#19
when I bumped into him I found him polite and friendly its all an act for the TV
TV is not real
Yes Frances is lovely and her old man was a top class Soldier respect where its due
 

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