You can have your fucking pikey back lads.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by filthyphil, Apr 19, 2012.

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  1. Jeez that's a turn up Aussies transporting Brits! :wink:
     
  2. France has a better track record than us at this sort of thing couldn't they be paid to do the needful.
     
  3. Compared to Pikeys they have a better class of criminal.
     
  4. The Aussies were 'good' enough to deport a load of Polynesians criminals back to NZ last week, so don't go feeling victimised.
     
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we deport Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan in exchange? They are not Australian criminals you say? Give us 10 minutes on PhotoShop and they fucking will be.
     
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  6. There has been a bit of a pikey inroad over here. The rozzers are well aware of them but we don't class them as a race, just cunts.
     
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  7. A road in Oxfordshire known locally as the "13 bends of death " .
    Would that be the A40 by any chance ?
    If Theresa May is in charge of the deportation he will probably die of old age
    in the australian prison system , even though he's not contesting it .
     
  8. No it's the A4074, particularly between Mapledurham and Woodcote. A4074 road - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Simply put, it's a reasonably quick road with lots of bends, double white lines down most of that section and runs through a series of woods. People either drive too fast, leave the road and hit trees or they try to overtake and hit oncoming traffic. Unfortunately the arseholes that hit oncoming traffic usually kill people in the other vehicle.
     
  9. The house repairs/driveway scam is not unknown, reports are of "Irish gypsy families" with interests in greyhound racing, and a rather nasty murder a few years ago in a caravan park where one of the female pikies rolled over and started giving an insight into how things were done. This led to a couple of families returning to the U.K complaining that Australia was full of cunts (as an Aussie I can't fault their logic BTW). A quote from the record of interview was "They were going to muller us but we mullered them".
     
  10. Id wash your hands after having that cunt in your country
     
  11. and that hirsute cunt Rolf Harris. Fucking Salvador Dali Walt.
     
  12. It would be against his human rights to deport him. Sorry, you'll have to keep him.