you can be offensive at work now

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by js33, Oct 22, 2007.

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  1. Been doing that for ages :)
  2. fucking right it is
  3. Or lets go sell some FCUKING crap to idle window licker's
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Not f*cking here you cant!
  5. work with a (generally) pretty good bunch. Try to keep my expletives to the minimum. happened to say Bo**ocks in front of a female colleague, who commented that a member of the public that we were dealing with (foreign national) could speak English very well. I said not to worry, I can say it in his native tongue (which I proceeded to do). Said women, not impressed, said foreign national, pi**es himself with laughter.
  6. what a cnutin fcuking knob jockey.
  7. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    First time I've heard of a woman who's not impressed by a cunning linguist...
  8. Used to work with a Norwegian civilian female, well known in LonDis who had a mouth like a sewer. Used to make me blush.

    Mind you I can swear like a trooper in that tongue now which impressed a Norwegian Officer when I called him a horses cock for failing a UK Matrix test.
  9. After the day I've just had at work, I believe it is my duty to swear at all and sundry. I certainly felt better for the 5 minute outburst at the gobby shite who had the misfortune to open to say the wrong thing in my hearing earlier. I also believe that the stifled sniggering that came from the main office and reception that it did everyone else some good to.