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you callin me a cunt?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by pagan78, Aug 10, 2011.

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  1. I was outside a French restaurant when a couple came up to me and said, "Avez-vous une table pour deux?"

    "Are you calling me a cunt?" I asked.

    Shocked, the man replied, "Not at all! I thought you worked here; I was asking for a table."

    "So you thought I was French?"

    "Well yes."

    "Are you calling me a cunt?" I repeated.
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