You Brits sure are civilized!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Corporal, Aug 12, 2004.

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  1. news

    Great idea, why didn't I think of it? 8O

    Any of the ladies of ARRSE looking for a second job? :D
  2. I vote Cait to do the ARRSE news! :twisted:
  3. I'd like to see Moodybitch doing the sports and BBC doing weather. :D
  4. That would even persuade me to pay my license fee! :lol:
  5. Cable and wireless had Channel7 a few years back, with delights such as "Topless darts" "Kirstys Big citys Tips" A bint stripping while talking financal news. "The news in norwegian" The news in norgy with a bint stripping. loads of lovely breast action! I wonder why it went bust!

    Pardon the pun!! :D
  6. where do I sign up, is there a naked interview beforehand and are there any vacancies for my swedish friend Heidi??? :wink:
  7. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer


    Send in a set of photos taking you through the various parts of reading the news/weather/time etc for audition. Don't forget the smile.

    Winners to be chosen by Arrse members a.k.a. Arrses
  8. i have photos in gallery on ARRSE but will get Heidi to send some for ya lol
  9. If it's naked interviews then I am your man! I'll be naked too if need be :twisted:
  10. Lets get Doris/BB in for the role of naked war correspondent a la Kate Adie..............she can bear to be seperated from squaddies but she might need a bit of cosmetic surgery first to bring her up to scratch against Moody, Cait and Heidi :mrgreen:
  11. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer

    Seen them. Over-dresseed IMHO :wink:
  12. Moodybitch,

    get the pictures of Heidi on the gallery fast please. We need to vet them :twisted:
  13. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer

    They need a Vet? This should be interesting.
  14. Nah! Just bung her respirator on her, and send her like that.