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You Brits are really second-rate...

#1
...when it comes to criminal lunatics.

Step back and let the professionals show you how it's done:

Murder suspect wears his feces to court

Free-man appears in suit, tie with feces smeared on his face

Free-man stunned the courtroom on the first day of his murder trial. He walked in dressed in a suit and tie – and covered in his own feces.

As lawyers, court staff and deputies watched in disbelief, Superior Court Judge James Morgan questioned the 24-year-old unemployed Charlotte man
.

But Free-man – who was representing himself – never said a word.

The judge ordered Free-man committed to Dorothea Dix Hospital in Raleigh for an evaluation to determine if he's competent to stand trial.

Free-man is accused of killing a 46-year-old female acquaintance in 2006 after a disagreement.

In his order, the judge questioned Freeman's capacity to proceed, noting his prior history with mental health problems.

“Defendant has been found to have borderline intellectual functioning or mild mental retardation,” the judge wrote.

The judge ordered Free-man to be examined to determine whether he's suffering from mental illness or defect that prevents him from understanding the charges against him and assisting in his defense.

Morgan questioned the soundness of Free-man's decision to represent himself against the murder charge, particularly after being repeatedly informed about the difficulties he may face in court.

Morgan also cited Free-man's appearance in court.

“While in (a) holding cell prior to (the) call of his cases for trial, defendant covered his face and parts of his hair and clothing with his own feces,” Morgan wrote. “Defendant refused to answer any questions.”

cont'd at LINK
 
#2
" his order, the judge questioned *'s capacity to proceed, noting his prior history with mental health problems."

No capacity = no trial. No trial = no conviction. He'll still end up in cell somewhere, but it'll be the padded variety, instead of with some giant hairy backed man named "bubba"
 
#3
Bl00dy colonialists.
 
#4
Another thing!
Many Arrse'rs from the UK spend a lot of time talking about how sleazy their left-wing politicians are. Here in Massachusetts we have left wing politicians that are far sleazier than anything the UK has to offer.

Take for example State Senator James Marzilli from a district just north of Boston. Jim is as left wing as they come, extremely "Green" and a staunch supporter of Women's Rights. He is a member of Democratic Socialists of America, part of the Socialist International. He has worked to strengthen laws preventing sexual harrassment and was a leader in the gay Marriage movement. He has his own website Click here. The pics on his website rotate so click reload a few time. You will love the pics with little kids.

Jim has had an unfortunate problem which is affecting his re-election chances. He was arrested this week after he groped one woman and made indecent proposals to another, then was involved in a chase with the police and resisted arrest. See articles hereand here

After his arrest got his picture in the paper 6 other women have come forward and identified his as the man who had indecently assaulted them. Always a smooth operator he would approach women in parks and ask them about their ..erm.. bodily shaving habits and then grab their crotch. After his release on bail he checked himself into McLean Hospital, a posh hospital for the rich and crazy.

Given the information above, I think the US takes the prize for sleaziest left wing, moonbat politician. I challenge my British cousins to come up with a sleazier more hypocritical pol.
 
#6
Once again an ill informed yank :)

We had British Subjects covering themselves in sh1t years ago.

"Dirty protests" done by "Skinny" sands (County Antrim, UK), "Fat Boy" hughes (Londonderry, UK), "Porky" mccreesh (County Armagh, UK) etc, etc. All British, all covered in sh1te and destined for the hot place. Had a few other NAAFI growler chomping mates go down with them as well. Spawned many new names for skinny cats and malnurished canines.

Not only did they excel in covering their selves with their own kind, but also managed to decorate their cells as well.

Once again, Brits win, yanks come a poor 5th or 6th :)
 
#7
Aunty Stella said:
We had British Subjects covering themselves in sh1t years ago. :)
'Note to self: Remember this is their site...must refrain from answering...must refrain from answering...must refrain from answering...'

:p
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
DavidBOC said:
Another thing!
Many Arrse'rs from the UK spend a lot of time talking about how sleazy their left-wing politicians are. Here in Massachusetts we have left wing politicians that are far sleazier than anything the UK has to offer.

.
Given the information above, I think the US takes the prize for sleaziest left wing, moonbat politician. I challenge my British cousins to come up with a sleazier more hypocritical pol.
Did I hear the sound of a gauntlet being slapped down

Mark Oaten MP - Lib Dems
Oaten was a member of the Advisory Board of the Liberal Future think tank until it was wound up in 2005 and one of the contributors to the Orange Book (2004). Within the party Oaten has been called a moderniser, in the sense that he is keen to emphasise economic liberalism and to prevent the Liberal Democrats being sidelined as a 'party of the left'. However as the party's principal home affairs spokesman, he also championed the rights of asylum seekers and civil liberties, and has claimed to want to reunite all the strands of liberalism, and not elevate one above the others. Thus Oaten's supporters would describe him as being on the libertarian wing of the Liberal Democrats, rather than the 'right' wing

On January 21, 2006, Oaten resigned from the Liberal Democrat front bench when it was revealed by the News of the World that he had had a relationship with a 23-year-old male prostitute between summer 2004 and February 2005. The newspaper alleges that Oaten had had 'three-in-a-bed' sex with two male prostitutes.. Rumours of coprophilia were reported in Private Eye and an opinion piece in the The Daily Telegraph.

On January 29, the News of the World revealed that one of the male prostitutes involved was 25-year-old Tomasz (pronounced like English "Tomash"), a Polish former ballet dancer. The newspaper quotes Tomasz as saying "he was very specific about something special he wanted us to do to him. It's a gross act of humiliation which only a few punters ask for. It's quite revolting really.

Shortly after the scandal broke, Oaten's wife of 13 years, Belinda, fled to their neighbours' house and then left the country taking their two daughters on a skiing holiday to Austria. While it was initially alleged by The Daily Mirror newspaper that she plans to divorce him[8] more recent reports on the BBC News website (as of 27th April 2006) state that their relationship is improving due to weekly counselling sessions (do you think she's done his back doors?)

Oaten himself gave an explanation for his actions in an essay in The Sunday Times in which he claimed a "mid-life crisis" and the stress of going bald were partly responsible for his actions

I don't know the U.S - the young pretender
Own feces on face? - Dodgy polititions and sex scandals
How about championing the rights of immegrants by paying two off them to piss and sh1t on you to releve the stress of going bald?


Back to you :D
 
#9
Please! Like they aren't sleazzy Republicans.
DavidBOC said:
Another thing!
Many Arrse'rs from the UK spend a lot of time talking about how sleazy their left-wing politicians are. Here in Massachusetts we have left wing politicians that are far sleazier than anything the UK has to offer.

Take for example State Senator James Marzilli from a district just north of Boston. Jim is as left wing as they come, extremely "Green" and a staunch supporter of Women's Rights. He is a member of Democratic Socialists of America, part of the Socialist International. He has worked to strengthen laws preventing sexual harrassment and was a leader in the gay Marriage movement. He has his own website Click here. The pics on his website rotate so click reload a few time. You will love the pics with little kids.

Jim has had an unfortunate problem which is affecting his re-election chances. He was arrested this week after he groped one woman and made indecent proposals to another, then was involved in a chase with the police and resisted arrest. See articles hereand here

After his arrest got his picture in the paper 6 other women have come forward and identified his as the man who had indecently assaulted them. Always a smooth operator he would approach women in parks and ask them about their ..erm.. bodily shaving habits and then grab their crotch. After his release on bail he checked himself into McLean Hospital, a posh hospital for the rich and crazy.

Given the information above, I think the US takes the prize for sleaziest left wing, moonbat politician. I challenge my British cousins to come up with a sleazier more hypocritical pol.
 
#10
Yes, but he is a bit of a one off, ALL of ours are in the gravy trough, every one of them me me me me, except for that couple of weeks were they are trying to get re-elected to the gravy trough!
 
#11
Aunty Stella said:
Once again an ill informed yank :)

We had British Subjects covering themselves in sh1t years ago.

"Dirty protests" done by "Skinny" sands (County Antrim, UK), "Fat Boy" hughes (Londonderry, UK), "Porky" mccreesh (County Armagh, UK) etc, etc. All British, all covered in sh1te and destined for the hot place. Had a few other NAAFI growler chomping mates go down with them as well. Spawned many new names for skinny cats and malnurished canines.

Not only did they excel in covering their selves with their own kind, but also managed to decorate their cells as well.

Once again, Brits win, yanks come a poor 5th or 6th :)
We still have our trump card of criminal insanity (though the Austrians have made quite a move lately):

 
#12
Virgil said:
Aunty Stella said:
Once again an ill informed yank :)

We had British Subjects covering themselves in sh1t years ago.

"Dirty protests" done by "Skinny" sands (County Antrim, UK), "Fat Boy" hughes (Londonderry, UK), "Porky" mccreesh (County Armagh, UK) etc, etc. All British, all covered in sh1te and destined for the hot place. Had a few other NAAFI growler chomping mates go down with them as well. Spawned many new names for skinny cats and malnurished canines.

Not only did they excel in covering their selves with their own kind, but also managed to decorate their cells as well.

Once again, Brits win, yanks come a poor 5th or 6th :)
We still have our trump card of criminal insanity (though the Austrians have made quite a move lately):

Sorry mate!

List of serial killers by number of victims
1 Dr. Harold Shipman, England - 215
2 Gilles de Rais, France - 200
3 Luis Garavito, Colombia - 140
4 Thug Behram, India - 125
5 Javed Iqbal, Pakistan - 100
6 Erzsébet Báthory, Hungary - 80
7 Pedro Rodrigues Filho "Pedrinho Matador", Brazil - 70
8 Randy Steven Kraft, United States - 67
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims


Not even in the top 5 and beaten by the French. Shame on you sir! :wink:
 
#13
Sorry old chap, when it comes to political insanity, real stand-up Monty-Python surrealism; us Brits like to do it in style. We have the most draconian anti-terrorist legislation anywhere in the Western World and have an elected terrorist as a first Minister! :)

edited to add hyperlink
 
#14
Iolis said:
Sorry old chap, when it comes to political insanity, real stand-up Monty-Python surrealism; us Brits like to do it in style. We have the most draconian anti-terrorist legislation anywhere in the Western World and have an elected terrorist as a first Minister! :)

Well said !! :D


...and a crusading B'liar who alledgedly said: I want to UNITE all the religions in the World... :?

(pushing for Global honours :? :? )
 
#15
Pompeii said:
Virgil said:
Sorry mate!

List of serial killers by number of victims
1 Dr. Harold Shipman, England - 215
2 Gilles de Rais, France - 200
3 Luis Garavito, Colombia - 140
4 Thug Behram, India - 125
5 Javed Iqbal, Pakistan - 100
6 Erzsébet Báthory, Hungary - 80
7 Pedro Rodrigues Filho "Pedrinho Matador", Brazil - 70
8 Randy Steven Kraft, United States - 67
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims


Not even in the top 5 and beaten by the French. Shame on you sir! :wink:
Impressive, but are we talking quantity or quality?
 
#16
Massachusetts is only one, relatively small, state but we should be eligible for a prize for numbers of sleazy pols in one jurisdiction. May I add:

Congressman Barney Frank (Dem. MA)
Mr Frank was reprimanded by the House for ethics violations as his then partner (nickname: Hot Bottom) was running a gay escort service from Franks apartment with Franks knowledge. Frank has been reelected ever since.

late Congressmman Gerry Studds (named for the ancestor Elbridge Gerry who created the first Gerrymander) was censured by the house for incidents involving sex with a 17yo congressional page after getting said page drunk on "Cape Codders" (vodka and cranberry juice). In his defence, I should add that cranberries are the major agricultural product of his district so he was at least helping the farmers. Mr Studds husband Dean (Yes, really!) sought widows benefits fron Studds pension but was denied.

To the commentator above, Red Shrek who wondered why I am only mentioning liberal Democrats, in Massachusetts we really do not have a viable Republican party. Dems are about all I have to pick from.
 
#17
Our politicians are much more venal and corrupt than your politicians. We allow, nay, positively encourage ours to misappropriate public money and brag openly about it, and despite the existence of clear law that would fine and imprison them, we only jail our expendable peasants as a deterrent to others. This is because our peasants break the law you see, while our politicians only break the rules.

We British like to add a touch of panache by making sure our corrupt elected officials 'on the make' and 'on the take', actually get to investigate and write the anti-corruption rules!

You lose I'm, afraid since our political democracy is far more corrupt than yours. The only difference is that unlike the Americans, we do not have to hide ours because our public are so politically docile, that they keep electing them!
 
#18
I will say that the UK does have one advantage. All we can do with politicians is appoint them judges but you people can make then life Peers and you are stuck with them forever (almost).

Could we work a swap. You have all those hereditary peers that you are not using now that Magna Carta has been repealed. Could I swap you all our Senators for the hereditary peers you are not using. I guarantee that the Senators are the best politicians that money can buy. And they are honest. When they are bought they stay bought.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
I have to say, lunatics, corrupt b@stards and perverts aside, (I think we won that one), there's a lesson or two the septics CAN still teach us.

Tell us, septic, about the ballistic coefficient, curve, range and grains for the most famous of all head-shots would you? We may need such info.
 
#20
Biped said:
I have to say, lunatics, corrupt b@stards and perverts aside, (I think we won that one), there's a lesson or two the septics CAN still teach us.

Tell us, septic, about the ballistic coefficient, curve, range and grains for the most famous of all head-shots would you? We may need such info.
:omfg:
 

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