Yorkshire Water

#1
This is the final straw.

I have just had ANOTHER bill addressed to Mr and Mrs Slug. I have told them at least 7 times to change it. He fucked off years ago.

I apologise now if you work at Yorkshire Water, you are going to get a phone call saying that Mr Slug is dead so can you take his name off the bill.

I may have no voice later should anyone wish to call me. At least I am venting my anger on someone on the telephone and not over the internet.

Sluggy xx

(I'm not too happy today)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#2
Damn! I thought Yorkshire water was about your urine!
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
Yorkshire water should be paying you to drink that sludgy northern shoit, not the other way around. The purest water in the UK is in the south.
 
#5
Bunch of tw@ts have tried charging me £500 for a flat i lived in for 3 months.

Funnily enough they were rather surprised when i told em to get fcuked.

Didn't hear from them for over a year then yesterday i got a letter sayign its still outstanding and they're going to take legal action.

Another 'you can get fcuked' phone call is pending.

Wnakers
 

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