Yorkshire Water

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Oct 17, 2007.

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  1. This is the final straw.

    I have just had ANOTHER bill addressed to Mr and Mrs Slug. I have told them at least 7 times to change it. He fucked off years ago.

    I apologise now if you work at Yorkshire Water, you are going to get a phone call saying that Mr Slug is dead so can you take his name off the bill.

    I may have no voice later should anyone wish to call me. At least I am venting my anger on someone on the telephone and not over the internet.

    Sluggy xx

    (I'm not too happy today)
     
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Damn! I thought Yorkshire water was about your urine!
     
  3. I thought she was on about pinching one out??
     
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Yorkshire water should be paying you to drink that sludgy northern shoit, not the other way around. The purest water in the UK is in the south.
     
  5. Bunch of tw@ts have tried charging me £500 for a flat i lived in for 3 months.

    Funnily enough they were rather surprised when i told em to get fcuked.

    Didn't hear from them for over a year then yesterday i got a letter sayign its still outstanding and they're going to take legal action.

    Another 'you can get fcuked' phone call is pending.

    Wnakers