Yorkshire pikeyness!

#1
Spanish Dave and I have been invited to a Black tie function in November, part of the continued Holiday4Heroes profile raising etc etc.

At first it was assumed it was a suit and tie number so a quick check on Regtl ties and cufflinks showed we were both hot to trot.

I then got the nod that its a black tie affair. Not being concerned for myself, being a Bond type, suave and debonair chap oozing panache and style I passed on the news to our Resident property in the sun finding site sponsor. ''Fuckinell..... I'll have to hire one"

This morning the phone rang, a funny tone due to the call originator coming from the third world.

Dave: 'Aaaaaaaaayyyee up maaaate, thaaa's got thee a foookin dinna soooot'

Me: Cracking mate.....

Dave: Aye.... Fookin Ebay..... 4. 99..... chuffed to fcuk!!!!

Me: I'm telling the world you tight fisted Yorkshire pikey :D

I thought I'd share with the NAAFI before dropping an email to the host of the function to see if it can be announced during the evenings entertainment that Stig of the Dump is dining with us :D

Anyone else got any tales of miserly Yorkshiremen?
 
#2
John Noakes. It's a well known fact in the Dales that he'd scoff Shep off, gulping down the salty product, as it was 'Reet good for thou and cheap as chips'
 
#3
As a Yorkshireman, I take offense to this.

We're not all tight fisted, I personally buy my suits from Oxfam as not only does it save me money for my Whippets dog food - it also gives little Ulu Badacka a chance at surviving the next week or two before he's carved up and eaten by the local Militia.
 
#4
As per usual with Ebay sellers, its probably costing him more in postage costs to get it sent to him!!! 8O
 
#5
Yorkshire people are just tight fisted Lancashire people.

All Northerners are utterly pointless.

Visiting Yorkshire is like a Falklands Conflict re-enactment society. Leeds is just like Port Stanley but bigger and not by the seaside.
 
#7
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Yorkshire people are just tight fisted Lancashire people.

All Northerners are utterly pointless.

Visiting Yorkshire is like a Falklands Conflict re-enactment society. Leeds is just like Port Stanley but bigger and not by the seaside.
Obviously Flashy, our fine culture and proud herritage is too much for a Southern poof to handle!

I don't blame you, you're dangerously close to France some of it is bound to be in the air where you are!
 
#11
Flash..... You are from Anglesey..... No need to say anymore.

Fish fcuker
 
#12
jarrod248 said:
Sausage_meat_beard said:
Flash..... You are from Anglesey..... No need to say anymore.

Fish fcuker
Err and isn't Flashy a strawberry blonde? Meanwhile oop north with my brown hair I don't smell of p1ss

No, but you fuck men.

Proof positive that northerners are weird.
 
#14
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Yorkshire people are just tight fisted Lancashire people.

All Northerners are utterly pointless.

Visiting Yorkshire is like a Falklands Conflict re-enactment society. Leeds is just like Port Stanley but bigger and not by the seaside.
Oi! I resent any accusation that links Lancashire to those sheep molesting, kiddy fiddling, tight fisted cnuts!
 
#15
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
jarrod248 said:
Sausage_meat_beard said:
Flash..... You are from Anglesey..... No need to say anymore.

Fish fcuker
Err and isn't Flashy a strawberry blonde? Meanwhile oop north with my brown hair I don't smell of p1ss

No, but you fuck men.

Proof positive that northerners are weird.
Just to clarify, Northern men who shag other men are a distinct minority.
Even sheep are more popular than other men for sexual gratification
 
#16
box-of-frogs said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Yorkshire people are just tight fisted Lancashire people.

All Northerners are utterly pointless.

Visiting Yorkshire is like a Falklands Conflict re-enactment society. Leeds is just like Port Stanley but bigger and not by the seaside.
Oi! I resent any accusation that links Lancashire to those sheep molesting, kiddy fiddling, tight fisted cnuts!
As far as I'm concerned, Yorkshire and Lancashire are the same. Whats the difference?
 
#17
Whats the difference between Anglesey and the rest of Wales?

You big taff fish fcuker!

Lancashire is in no way comparable to Yorkshire, Jesus was born here for starters.

I am only loyal to West Lancs, those from Burnley, Blackburn, Colne and Haslingdon all fcuk each other.
 
#19
FiveAlpha said:
John Noakes. It's a well known fact in the Dales that he'd scoff Shep off, gulping down the salty product, as it was 'Reet good for thou and cheap as chips'
My bold. We're northern, not victorian.

On subject. Yorkshire is bloody brilliant! We aren't all tight fisted gits, I once bought 2 rounds in one night! Its them fcukers in Lancashire you need to watch. 'Orrible unwashed heathens...
 
#20
Sausage_meat_beard said:
Lancashire is in no way comparable to Yorkshire, Jesus was born here for starters.
So you lay claim to having some unemployed hippy with a big nose being born in Lancashire? Righty oh. :roll:
 
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