Spanish Dave and I have been invited to a Black tie function in November, part of the continued Holiday4Heroes profile raising etc etc. At first it was assumed it was a suit and tie number so a quick check on Regtl ties and cufflinks showed we were both hot to trot. I then got the nod that its a black tie affair. Not being concerned for myself, being a Bond type, suave and debonair chap oozing panache and style I passed on the news to our Resident property in the sun finding site sponsor. ''Fuckinell..... I'll have to hire one" This morning the phone rang, a funny tone due to the call originator coming from the third world. Dave: 'Aaaaaaaaayyyee up maaaate, thaaa's got thee a foookin dinna soooot' Me: Cracking mate..... Dave: Aye.... Fookin Ebay..... 4. 99..... chuffed to fcuk!!!! Me: I'm telling the world you tight fisted Yorkshire pikey I thought I'd share with the NAAFI before dropping an email to the host of the function to see if it can be announced during the evenings entertainment that Stig of the Dump is dining with us Anyone else got any tales of miserly Yorkshiremen?