Yorkshire - A Culture Shock ??

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by HHH, Jul 4, 2011.

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  1. HHH

    HHH LE

  2. It would just be a shock, there is no culture there to speak of.
     
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  3. Too quick for me there.
     
  4. Enter jarrod with all guns blazing

    And arse spitting fire........
     
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  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    there's loads of culture, it just depends on which bit you are in.

    yorkshire is like australia - you can live in the city and have a normal life where they dont burn you at the stake for being gay, there's a famous sandy bit you where you can surf, an area with bugger all in in it and other areas where they speak in forn languages and still draw on cave walls.
     
  6. Thats Sheffield then.
     
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  7. Yep. Spot on!
     
  8. Yorkshire.....

    A formerly proud county once inhabited by tough working men, tough farmers and tough local gentry. Local passtimes included rugby, bare knuckle boxing and expressing contempt for effete neighbours. The men also had a number of amusements.

    Today it's a run down shitehole inhabited by skag heads, 3rd generation unemployed and would be Jihadis. It should be bulldozed and reforrested.
     
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I take it that you are the Media Manager for Visit Yorkshire!
     
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  10. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    fixed that for you
     
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  11. The Yorkshire dales a once hard working rural community now inhabited by soft southern shandy swilling millionaires(just watch Emmerdale).It must be shit the Army choose to build a garrison there.;-)
     
  12. Placed into care? LUXURY!..
     
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  13. You cheeky bastards. It's all lies I tell you! We stopped eating our first-born years ago.
     
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  14. I'm sure in such a large area somewhere nice could be found for the little darlings - but not in Huddersfield.
     
  15. How do you know that they're little darlings? For all we know, they may be aged 8 and 9 and are in care because they murdered their mother who wouldn't cough up for their daily fix.