York SAS soldier dies in motorcycle crash

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#4
That's nowt. When I croak, I'm going to have a round dozen dancing nude dwarves to perform at the graveside. Later they'll be set alight in an enormous wicker phallus as my friends and relatives drape themselves in goat entrails and fornicate wildly among the gravestones.
 
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Not at all surprising. Pretty hard to drive anything with blacknasty over eyes.
 
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It's been declassified after 3 years, freedom of information act 2000, reading old papers, National Security, cover up, feather men.
 
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It took so long to bury him because nobody could identify him due to the black nasty across his eyes.
 
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That's nowt. When I croak, I'm going to have a round dozen dancing nude dwarves to perform at the graveside. Later they'll be set alight in an enormous wicker phallus as my friends and relatives drape themselves in goat entrails and fornicate wildly among the gravestones.
Seen it done loads of times. You deserve something better.
 

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