York SAS soldier dies in motorcycle crash

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by TheBigUn, Oct 26, 2011.

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  1. York SAS hero dies in bike crash (From York Press)

    A decent send off by all accounts.

  2. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hot off the press

  3. That's nowt. When I croak, I'm going to have a round dozen dancing nude dwarves to perform at the graveside. Later they'll be set alight in an enormous wicker phallus as my friends and relatives drape themselves in goat entrails and fornicate wildly among the gravestones.
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  4. Happened in 2008 but reported in today's paper, how odd.
  5. I know they're big on persec, but waiting three years to bury the poor bastard's just taking the piss.
  6. Think it's an archive story - Maybe TheBigUn is just really slow at typing...

    ...Or just really slow! :)
  7. Not at all surprising. Pretty hard to drive anything with blacknasty over eyes.
  8. This clock thingy at Hereford, maybe some **** forgot to wind it.
  9. He was a former Army Cadet too. Rip trooper.
  10. Western will be on in a minute wanting to know the cost of it all.
  11. It's been declassified after 3 years, freedom of information act 2000, reading old papers, National Security, cover up, feather men.
  12. HHH

    HHH LE

    It took so long to bury him because nobody could identify him due to the black nasty across his eyes.
  13. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Seen it done loads of times. You deserve something better.
  14. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Bet you it's in tomorrow's edition as well, and the day after's.