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That's nowt. When I croak, I'm going to have a round dozen dancing nude dwarves to perform at the graveside. Later they'll be set alight in an enormous wicker phallus as my friends and relatives drape themselves in goat entrails and fornicate wildly among the gravestones.
 
#14
That's nowt. When I croak, I'm going to have a round dozen dancing nude dwarves to perform at the graveside. Later they'll be set alight in an enormous wicker phallus as my friends and relatives drape themselves in goat entrails and fornicate wildly among the gravestones.
Seen it done loads of times. You deserve something better.
 

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