Hello chaps! The tart that took me to the hotel is coming round later, we both agreed not to oblige ourselves for an entire week so the happy moment might be more intense when it eventually arrives. (Although I pathetically submitted to an overwhelming urge after only 3 days ). I have to tidy my flat as Iâve trashed the place, but Iâm in trepidation for what the evening might bring! An entire weekend is quite a while for me to be with a strumpet & I rather fancy that I might eventually tire of non-stop bonking, how else might I entertain her I have the following to hand: An entire weekend 24 Durex condoms, I plucked up the courage to actually buy these in a shop & it was buy 1 get 1 free so twice the embarrassment. A bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil A bunch of bananas Hotel Rwanda on DVD (sheâs studying it for some law course at uni) 1 box of strawberry tea Half eaten packet of Bourbon Creams chocolate biscuits A new pair of brown loakes 2nr 5x5 dumbbell weights 1 book âQuantum Mechanics, A Guide for the perplexedâ 2 microwave lasagnes Oh & a bottle of Blossom Hill Californian White Zinfandel Rose! I submit my list of matÃ©riel to you sirs, in the belief that your superior knowledge of entertaining young ladies might prove invaluable for my current predicament. I have the honour to remain, &c. ~D.C.