Yet another teenager dies on Londons streets

#1
At Liverpool St this lunchtime the banner for the Evening Standard was:

"Another 14 year old dies in knife fight"

Let's stop filling our youngsters with low thoughts and give 'em a much needed confidence boost. How about:

"Young lad really good with knives wins 3rd fight this year!"

That'll get em learnt.
 
#3
trickywoo said:
At Liverpool St this lunchtime the banner for the Evening Standard was:

"Another 14 year old dies in knife fight"

Let's stop filling our youngsters with low thoughts and give 'em a much needed confidence boost. How about:

"Young lad really good with knives wins 3rd fight this year!"

That'll get em learnt.

You sick Fcuking cnut! How would like to the be the kids mum? You make me sick!

The head line should read

"Hanson Young lad wins 3rd knife fight this year! He Loves his Mum just like the Krays so its all ok. He hopes to grow up to be a Gangsta when he gets out of borstal "

That how you boost confidence in the young :D
 

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#4
Upcoming youngster with a heart of gold, WINS local knife-fighting championship. His friends support him as he drops to the floor with minor injuries.

The brave lad that came second, though, for a very short time, disappointed, is no longer worried - he did his best, and should be praised, maybe in church, with everyone wearing black . . .

Well done that lad!
 
#5
I have no idea who this person was, I don't know any member of his family or have any knowledge of the situation in which he lost his life.

In which case, I would like to be the first person to say.

Rest easy fella, Stand down, etc, etc.
 
#8
vvaannmmaann said:
I don't suppose it was Private Gold was it?
Petie Boy couldn't win a shag in a whore house with a slack handful of £50s sticking out of his ears and we wouldn't be so lucky that he was on the losing side :twisted:
 
#15
I do warfare, not welfare.

My heart bleeds purple piss etc etc.

No loss-let the fcukers stab each other to death. As long as they don't hurt an innocent bystander, what's the problem?
 
#16
"I was only play wid the 2 Division bruddas, but I get MAC10 for my burfday and move 2 furst leege, innit."


Ah, bless the little children ...

From our local paper ....
.... the quarter-final of the English Schools under-15 inter-Association trophy. In the semi-finals Plymouth took on and beat Blackheath 2-1. The result, however, wasn’t the issue.
It was the manner of the game that made the headlines.
‘An ill-tempered match which featured two dismissals was abandoned in extra time when players fought with spectators. If the result stands they will play Liverpool in the final,’ we were told.
Not adults, mind. Teenagers attacking members of the crowd before the game prematurely ended.
Does anyone think yoof has completely lost the plot?
Or have the grown-ups surrendered, thanks to the PC Brigade?
It just goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on .....
 
#17
Serious question, why are the youths so fixated with getting "respect" from every one and his dog? When I was young I was to busy playing with my mates and looking for porn to worry about being respected by complete strangers. I just don't get it.
 
#18
LordVonHarley said:
Serious question, why are the youths so fixated with getting "respect" from every one and his dog? When I was young I to busy playing with my mates and looking for porn to worry about being respected by complete strangers. I just don't get it.
Don't ask me ... I was fully committed to exploring the inside of burrds underwear. 8)
And I rarely respected them in the morning, to be honest. :oops:

Sorry ... you were serious.

Yes, absolutely, what's the issue with them [other than the pseudo-culture of "The Gang"]? No meaningful existence outside The Gang, presumably?
 
#20
LordVonHarley said:
Maybe that's the problem, not enough porn to slutty teenagers to keep them distracted. :)
Nonsense ... and I had you filed under "Sometimes Rather Sensible".

1. There is/are an approximately equal number of male/female adolescents.
2. Girls are deffo easier now than they were in my day, dammit.


I blame it on central heating and a lack of cold showers as well. And Brooon.
 

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