Yet another teenager dies on Londons streets

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  1. At Liverpool St this lunchtime the banner for the Evening Standard was:

    "Another 14 year old dies in knife fight"

    Let's stop filling our youngsters with low thoughts and give 'em a much needed confidence boost. How about:

    "Young lad really good with knives wins 3rd fight this year!"

    That'll get em learnt.
  2. "His opponent's funeral - St CHav's Cathedral, 3pm Sunday."

  3. You sick Fcuking cnut! How would like to the be the kids mum? You make me sick!

    The head line should read

    "Hanson Young lad wins 3rd knife fight this year! He Loves his Mum just like the Krays so its all ok. He hopes to grow up to be a Gangsta when he gets out of borstal "

    That how you boost confidence in the young :D
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Upcoming youngster with a heart of gold, WINS local knife-fighting championship. His friends support him as he drops to the floor with minor injuries.

    The brave lad that came second, though, for a very short time, disappointed, is no longer worried - he did his best, and should be praised, maybe in church, with everyone wearing black . . .

    Well done that lad!
  5. I have no idea who this person was, I don't know any member of his family or have any knowledge of the situation in which he lost his life.

    In which case, I would like to be the first person to say.

    Rest easy fella, Stand down, etc, etc.
  6. I don't suppose it was Private Gold was it?
  7. I think Londons Streets should be banned.
  8. Petie Boy couldn't win a shag in a whore house with a slack handful of £50s sticking out of his ears and we wouldn't be so lucky that he was on the losing side :twisted:
  9. what about just banning LONDON.
  10. Nope but I think it might be gang related....

  11. really. in london :? :? :? :?
  12. Natural selection is a wonderful thing.
  13. One less dole scrounger, fook him.
  14. OH DEAR!

  15. I do warfare, not welfare.

    My heart bleeds purple piss etc etc.

    No loss-let the fcukers stab each other to death. As long as they don't hurt an innocent bystander, what's the problem?