Yet another question of Walts...

#1
Just wondering... is Walterosity a purely Western affliction, or do all cultures have them?Perhaps there is a Islamist "pubwalt" at every tea-counter in Saudi? Or Masai walts pis.sed up on millet-beer with rusty spears dancing about in sub Saharan Africa?
 
#2
I'd imagine there's a couple in the East too. I mean, look at Saddam - thought he was gods gift, and how about that terrorist killed by a couple of 500lb'ers.

He had himself down as a hard man and a weapons specialist. He couldn't even cope firing a M60.
 
#3
I dont understand what it is with you people in here, what is it with walts you keep wanting to out, instead off outting them, why dont you start outing the kiddie fiddlers and rapists, theives and such

Walts get found out in the end, they really dont do any harm anyway

I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free

But I suppose you all like to 'big' yourselves up by outing a walt, sad people
 
#4
swissarmyknife said:
I dont understand what it is with you people in here, what is it with walts you keep wanting to out, instead off outting them, why dont you start outing the kiddie fiddlers and rapists, theives and such
Walts get found out in the end, they really dont do any harm anyway

I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free

But I suppose you all like to 'big' yourselves up by outing a walt, sad people
Easier said than done.
 
#5
Ritch said:
swissarmyknife said:
I dont understand what it is with you people in here, what is it with walts you keep wanting to out, instead off outting them, why dont you start outing the kiddie fiddlers and rapists, theives and such
Walts get found out in the end, they really dont do any harm anyway

I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free

But I suppose you all like to 'big' yourselves up by outing a walt, sad people
Easier said than done.[/quote]


So you take the easy option ?

As swissarmyknife says what harm does a walt do and are you sure that heis a walt, I get the impression that if it's just someone who "hards" it up there are more than a few on these boards. I have seen posts where a walt is someone who has never served and makes out he has/wears medals he isn't entitled to//wears commemorative medals because he served during the medal light years//pretended to be a Para/wears a regimental tie on Remembrance Parade.
 
#6
That's not what I meant at all. What I meant is I think it's easier said than done to get rid of the above. I'm not saying "GET RID OF WALTS" 'cause I don't think I have a right seeing as though I'm not in the army, yet.
 
#7
swissarmyknife said:
I dont understand what it is with you people in here, what is it with walts you keep wanting to out, instead off outting them, why dont you start outing the kiddie fiddlers and rapists, theives and such

Well give us your address then and we'll forward it to the police.

Walts get found out in the end, they really dont do any harm anyway

And just how do you think they get found out in the end? By us questioning them! They may not do any harm but does that make it right in the eyes of soldiers who have been through 'real' hardships and not imaginery ones.

I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free

It is human nature to try to impress the opposite sex. There is a massive difference between telling a little white lie and an outright liar.

But I suppose you all like to 'big' yourselves up by outing a walt, sad people

You seem very walt friendly. Are you a walt then? Why does bother you so much?
 
#8
I have another theory...

Attacking first is the best form of defence. Maybe all the walt-finders are in actual fact shiny arsed chairborne IT consultants who happen to own the boxed set of Ultimate force? :wink:

Its quite outragious really!
 
#9
swissarmyknife said:
I dont understand what it is with you people in here, what is it with walts you keep wanting to out, instead off outting them, why dont you start outing the kiddie fiddlers and rapists, theives and such

Walts get found out in the end, they really dont do any harm anyway

I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free


But I suppose you all like to 'big' yourselves up by outing a walt, sad people
My bold.It has been ordained by the 1964 Council of Bill Oddies that 'bigging yourself up to get a leg-over' is legal for soldiers, and is regarded as good drills by anyone with a newly slimy c0ck.
 
#10
swissarmyknife said:
I dont understand what it is with you people in here, what is it with walts you keep wanting to out, instead off outting them, why dont you start outing the kiddie fiddlers and rapists, theives and such

Walts get found out in the end, they really dont do any harm anyway

I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free

But I suppose you all like to 'big' yourselves up by outing a walt, sad people
So how many medals have you bought on ebay? I bet you were there on the balcony at the embassy weren't you? :roll:
 
#13
big_mad_ejit said:
swissarmyknife said:
I dont understand what it is with you people in here, what is it with walts you keep wanting to out, instead off outting them, why dont you start outing the kiddie fiddlers and rapists, theives and such
because they're not as funny as walts are.
Hard to say which one its more fun being though.
 
#14
swissarmyknife said:
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I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free
you would never believe how far i went to get my leg over once!!..... i had to watch ALL THREE Lord of the Rings films.... it was traumatic but worth it!!
 
#15
swissarmyknife said:
I dont understand what it is with you people in here, what is it with walts you keep wanting to out, instead off outting them, why dont you start outing the kiddie fiddlers and rapists, theives and such

Walts get found out in the end, they really dont do any harm anyway

I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free

But I suppose you all like to 'big' yourselves up by outing a walt, sad people
To be honest I agree, there are some cases of Walt hunting that are just stupid. If it is blatant walting ALA "Capt Sir Alan" then they should hang, but Walt hunting is becoming infectious.

An example: I am currently being Walt baited by an ex Pte Soldier (3yrs and out) purely on account that he doesn’t believe someone of my rank will have an accent like I have.

His main ammunition is that I attended a Remembrance memorial last Sunday with no medals (which are in my kitchen drawer and will stay there for the foreseeable).

I refuse point blank to prove he is talking a crock of siht, and am struggling with the rage whilst I await him to actually try and make enquiries about me (in order that his humiliation is public).

Again I have never claimed to be a knight of the round table, have three MC’s and matching duvet set, but it appears the virus of walt hunting is attacking normal every day boring humdrum service and ex servicemen.
 
#17
geo7863 said:
swissarmyknife said:
I

I bet nearly everyone in here has 'bigged' themselves up to get their leg over or get a pint free
you would never believe how far i went to get my leg over once!!..... i had to watch ALL THREE Lord of the Rings films.... it was traumatic but worth it!!

So were you a Gondorian Walt, a Rohan Walt or an Elf Walt?

No one would big themselves up as a Hobbit Walt. My money is that you were first on the balcony at Helms Deep and you must have got at least 200 Orcs, I can just see you with your nice and shiny Osgiliath Veterans Medal. :D

I know, I'm sad. Not only have I watched all of the films, I've watched the extended versions and read the books. It is entirely valid to be an Elf Walt to get legover because most Elf chicks are hot.
 
#18
So how many medals have you bought on ebay? I bet you were there on the balcony at the embassy weren't you? :roll:[/quote]

None,
I served my time when you were in shorts, mate,
I joined the RE in 68, 1 training Regiment in Cove, only medals I got were presented to me (them and a couple of quid will get me a coffee)

I served in Germany, NI, Oman, UK, came out in 80.

Never needed to big myself up, the uniform done that for me, I dont need to go walt bashing either :( they have never done me any harm
 
#19
On the former french foreign legion website , when you join you give you service number so can be verified as a former Legionnaire, and which appears by your avatar, maybe it this was to happen it could cut out all the " Walt or not Walt " shit that goes on in here
 
#20
Black-Mafia said:
On the former french foreign legion website , when you join you give you service number so can be verified as a former Legionnaire, and which appears by your avatar, maybe it this was to happen it could cut out all the " Walt or not Walt " s*** that goes on in here
Could do but that may really embarass some of the more veteran members, Regt Number 00000001.
 

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