Yet another boring car related incident

Legs

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#1
Yesterday my car was parked in a pub carpark. There was this bloke smoking and looking across the carpark at my car. I ran over asked him what his game was. He just told me to fuck off, and carried on smoking and looking at my car. When a friend of mine came out and challenged him, he stubbed out the cigarette and walked away. What was his plan?
 
#2
Well it wasn't to your benefit thats for sure.
 
#3
A plan involving a hessian sack, zip-ties, black nasty & a cattle-prod?
 
#6
Yesterday my car was parked in a pub carpark. There was this bloke smoking and looking across the carpark at my car. I ran over asked him what his game was. He just told me to fuck off, and carried on smoking and looking at my car. When a friend of mine came out and challenged him, he stubbed out the cigarette and walked away. What was his plan?
You ran? Heheheeeeeeeee.

How fast can you do your 1.5? Did you join the Army with rickets? Are you half blind with one leg?
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
What was his plan?
He did not have one. He was simply averse to transsexuals in shite chav motors booling up into his pub car park like they fucking owned the place. A situation with which one may empathise.

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#10
Well, I did't like his tone.
Smashing.

Give me a ring so I can call you back. Mr Pink phone is about to go out of the fucking window.
 

TheIronDuke

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#11
But that's the car I borrowed off you Dukey!
Leased. Leased I think you will find? And since you have drawn my attention to our signed agreement, you got my fucking money? Er what?
 
#13
Leased. Leased I think you will find? And since you have drawn my attention to our signed agreement, you got my fucking money? Er what?
Darling Bro, I spent all our pocket money on biffters when I was in that Germany place. We did however take over most of the country and got loads of free lighters.

It's amazing how someone in a German registered car (LHD) can still groove to the music and look at other people stuck in a traffic jam.

WHEN SHE ISN'T DRIVING!!!!!!!

I did actually wonder why they were all looking at the car.

It was obviously not my beautifulness. The bastards.
 

TheIronDuke

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#16
I did actually wonder why they were all looking at the car.

It was obviously not my beautifulness. The bastards.
Yes it was Sis. Your beautifulness is like the Great God Ra, rising above the sacred Nile in His big boat in the summer dawn to blaze the eyes of mortals with his Holy radiance. We discussed this back when we were Pharaohs in Egypt yonks ago.

Moving on. Has fat-boy invaded Poland for me or not? He is strangely silent on the subject even though I know he would not wish me to be disappointed in him.
 
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goatrutar

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#18
Yesterday my car was parked in a pub carpark. There was this bloke smoking and looking across the carpark at my car. I ran over asked him what his game was. He just told me to fuck off, and carried on smoking and looking at my car. When a friend of mine came out and challenged him, he stubbed out the cigarette and walked away. What was his plan?
He was probably curious why you parked your mobility scooter out in the rain.
 
#19
The poor fucking basted. The poor, poor fucking basted. That was the original bloke from the original TV advert for Strand cigarettes "you're never alone with a strand".

But he was alone. He never had company and was always seen striding off down a wet city street at night all on his lonesome (I wondered for a while if it was tropper).

That brand of cigarettes never took off and it is said that the man in the advert was condemned to walking the streets, pausing, striking a match and lighting a fag with cupped hands, for eternity. A kind of pedestrian Marie Celeste.

You frightened him away. You utter barstard!
 

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