Please do not take this wrongly. It was really a reasonable report but for me the highlight was the Para Capt an Adjutant of one unit. He sounded like a Rupert but boy what a big chin. I was totally distracted waiting for the "Into Afganistan and beyond!" A real Buzz Lightyear. My House share who is also ex LI was pissing himself. No doubt a nice bloke but Speed of a race horse, strength of a cart horse and Brains of a rocking horse sprang to mind. I'm sure they dont select Ruperts for the Paras solely on Physical ability as they have always seemd reasonably bright enough amongst Infantry that I have served with. I put it down to something in the Mess rations and too much circuit training. Astonishing upper body profile in CS 95. It looked tailored!