Yellow fingers

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  1. How, due to my love of roll ups and binge smoking, do I get the nasty yellow stains off my fingers? I can't give up smoking as I'm keeping the NHS afloat among with many others. Anyone got any ideas?
  2. Have your thia bride suck your fingers after every smerk.
  3. My mother used to soak her fingers in lemon juice.
  4. tooth paste
  5. Whitening toothpaste
  6. I used to use pumice stone, but I am no longer a smoker so my digits are a lovely pink colour.
  7. Get one of those green scrubby things for washing up, works wonders
  8. And once they are back to pristine pink, start wearing gloves whilst having a
  9. Pumice stone & then a wash with neat bleach... remember to rinse well. ;)
  10. My missus has a similar problem. Can't get them white for love nor money.
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  11. Wear plasters on your fingers.
  12. Get a long fag holder mate, a la bint in breakfast at wossnames.
  13. Just don't develop a penchent for Cheese Puffs. You'll need more than a pumice stone
  14. Before smoking take your fingers out of your hoop before roling and smirking tabs. Also you will get more friends because you wont stink of shite...........
  15. A cigarette holder might be the answer if you are puffy enough to carry it off.