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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brummieboy1, Feb 20, 2013.

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  1. ....if you look at him with yer eyes closed...:)....
  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    looks like ron perlmans love child/
  3. Snip "Michael Jackson's third child, Blanket, who will be 11 on Thursday was born to an unnamed surrogate mother."

    BLANKET? WTF is that about, did the surrogate scrape some of the deluded nutters love juice off one that had been on his bed during one of his alleged romps with young children?
  4. Have you seen the mother?


    Looking at that and then the kids am I the only one who is thinking that Mr Jackson may not have had an awful lot of DNA input into those births?
  5. I love the naming policy.

    1st child: Prince. Quite weird
    2nd child: Paris. Pretty much normal
    3rd child: Blanket. Full-on batshit crazy
  6. Blanket is a nickname, so-called because whenever he was seen in public he had a blanket over his head. I can't confirm but I think his real name is actually Prince II. Which of course is equally batshit crazy.

    Correction: Why did Michael Jackson name one of his kids Blanket ? And are those his biological kids ? - Yahoo! Answers

  7. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    did he have his sperm bleached along with the rest of him?
  8. Of course not! You can't bleach sperm.

    He just came into a pot of Tipp-ex and then inseminated using the classic turkey baster method.