Big effort to spend the whole weekend on the piss and preferably in front of the rugby. Currently in South Wales so may even head into Cardiff on Sunday to savour the atmosphere before finding a pub with a BIG screen!!
Drink, Merseyside Derby, drink, leaving function for some civy, drink, throw up, drink, kebab, drink, crack onto civy, while drinking, get hit by her husband, drink, sleep.
That should keep me going until at least afternoon scoff.
I may have a poo sometime aswell, but you never know.
I will be mostly be getting up at silly o'clock (Z- to watch the 6 nations games. After that I will be spending the rest of the weekend in the cnut book, following my virtuoso performance this evening which involved liberal quantities of red wine and Boddingtons that, in turn, led me to tell the Doris a few "home truths".
Big effort to spend the whole weekend on the urine and preferably in front of the rugby. Currently in South Wales so may even head into Cardiff on Sunday to savour the atmosphere before finding a pub with a BIG screen!!
Tonight: Cardiff, bit of a do with some ex Welsh Internationals, wake up tomorrow morning trying to kill the parrot that shat in my mouth whilst I was asleep. Tomorrow: Rugby in boozer followed by 40th Piss Up. Sunday: Good "Red Wine lunch", Rugby in the boozer again, eventually arrive home and explain myself to Mrs OFTD - oh happy days........
If you are thinking that way, touch wood because there is no such thing as a weak England. It all depends on the wee boys putting everything into it - so come on Mossy and co...
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