By now that euphemism must be well on its way to being regarded as just as offensive & people will insist on a new euphemism before long, & then THAT will become offensive, & so on. What's the point of all that?
On a Military site - I think that a Guardsman tick-tock-ing about is really essential,along with the iron lungs & throat, to shout louder than anybody else - and to be fair,they are usually well turned out - but how in the hell they can see with that peak on their hats,is beyond me !!
See you on your first Parade back ACAB - AND drinks afterwards..