Is there arrse history around talking like a pirate? Might be missing something here, but there are threads of merit and importance in the naafi by masters of words such as RTFQ that have never deserved a sticky?
Why does talking like a pirate deserve one? or do you like it and your a MOD so it gets one?
Personally, i'm at work on Sep the 19th, and my second reporting officer is a Navy CDR, He'll think i'm taking the piss and give me an E.
OK MIB, i'll reserve judgement on the pointlessness of it all, so ho ho ho, and a bottle of rum, or something i'll wager. So shiver me timbers, splice the main brace, theres only 2 things in the sea - submarines and targets and anything else the episode of blackadder entitled "Potatoe" can muster. Ye's nout but a slip of a boy to a man
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlinâ, Iâm 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is â¦
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Arrrr! So, thar ye be, sittin' all a-lonesome on the poop deck. Comely lasses (or lads) don't notice ye, mates smite ye with thar belayin' pins ... not even a parrot to call ye "Bob." What's a pirate to do? Are ye the talk o' th'dock? Cock o' th'walk? Do the mates want to be like ye and the beauties want to be with ye - or vicey-versey? Well, thar, me Bucko, this simple little quiz will tell ye - and everyone else - just what kind o' Pirate ye be.