I live in a small block of flats and over xmas I spotted the cnuts girlfriend downstairs taking her dog for a walk and let the ratty yappy little thing poo round the back of my car. Proceeded to confront dickhead downstairs who pulled out the 3D card (deny, deny, deny). Kept my cool and didnt want to cause more dramas (especially as Im away a lot and dont want any hassle for my missus and little one). I thought best to gain revenge in alternative methods, of which Im still too decide. Ive got some anti fouling pepper that ive secreted about the place which will cause the little shit too go mental when going for its 'walkies' about the car park. Ive also looked into purchasing one of those electronic dog scaring devices (handheld) from maplins so when she pops round with the dog I can make the thing go mental from a distance (hehe). Have thought about snares but dont want to harm any wild animals, again the same if to use bait laced with some unpleasant chemical that'll make it shit all over his flat. Any ideas fellas, remember covert and subtle is the key, have no sympathy for the dog as its a yappy little ratty thing that barks, sorry yaps at everyone, vicous little cnut.