Yanks - ???

#2
BLOODY_TIPRAT said:
When I checked my email today this was the last thing I expected to see.
I must have upset him or something???
What did you say then? If it wasn't for us he'd be speaking french? :wink:
 
#4
He does seem a mite testy.

Saluting: I thought one just did this to those of higher rank in one's own military, an acknowledgement of authourity as it were.
 
#6
Now I dont want any of you lot emailing this American friend of ours, ok?!



No...don't!

Yeah but whilst he is reading his e mails, matbe some british soldiers will be safe from his gun toting mannerisms!!!!!
Blue on Blue......the official moto of the yanks!!!!
 
#8
BLOODY_TIPRAT said:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=185593&highlight=#185593

I think this must have been what he read???

BLOODY_TIPRAT said:
Listen my SPAM I bet your from some south American town with a gene pool the size of a spiders puddle of urine. Just Fcuk off and find some friends. t**t
Are you having a larf??????

We used to do apwt on an indoor american range at last unit there were bullet holes all over the palce. Granted it was an american air force base but there was no air force there it was used by the army. I have also been on american, german and brit range days the american scared the s*** out of me there was no control people just strated opening up on 3 roud burst and stuff. They are not save unless constantly Supervised.

Anyway, I'll get back on the fence now
Seems a fair point, having been on US ranges in the 'States, I have to agree. But, I also saw some very good weapon handling. Made me laugh when we were using the '60 and "only trained gunners can get off one or two rounds." Anyone who's used an LMG or a gimpy would have no problem. An MG3 (MG42), would be a different kettle of fish!
 
#9
Oh dear!
I seem to have used the incorrect email address whilst joining some "entertainment" sites............. :twisted:
 
#10
wots his problem? doesn't he know that if it wasn't for this little island of carling supping meatheads the ruskies would have swarmed through europe years ago and onto washington and he would be drinking vodka and be routinely butt f***ed by a really nice man called ivan.mind you with a name like that i bet the yanks are a bit twitcy if he was to board a plane. tosser
 
#11
Has anyone got a pic of Kenny Everett doing that yank general character? you know, the one where he kept saying 'we'll round 'em up, put 'em in a field and bomb the b*stards'

Even better would be a vid clip of one of the sketches.

Could have endless fun baiting them with stuff like that.
 
#13
Some one fancy pointing out to the dum american that his country has never actually won a war on their own. And the war of independance doesnt count, that was us against us in a different country
 
#14
BLOODY_TIPRAT said:
When I checked my email today this was the last thing I expected to see.



I must have upset him or something???
I think this email may be a wind up and not from an American at all. The title is "It's simple really" this is gramatically correct with the apostrophe in the right place, where as the text of his message is devoid of grammar, very badly written and has many spelling mistakes. Coupled to this the use of the word "twat" - this is not a word Americans usually use. In fact I would say that "twat" is a very British word.

Seems like someone's fishing for a bite to me!
 
#15
So what if somebody's fishing, still gives us a good excuse to abuse our allies.

Story springs back to when i was waiting in a queue at the PX at Doha a young, rather pretty female yank. asked my mate a question.

"so why do you Brits wear your stripes upside down?"

Rather quickly my mate replied "Think you're the ones wearing them upside down, we invented them"

The poor girl looked rather shocked at realising the whole world doesn't rotate around her wonderful country.
 
#16
Some one fancy pointing out to the dum american that his country has never actually won a war on their own. And the war of independance doesnt count, that was us against us in a different country
They didn't even do that. The frogs helped 'em out.
 

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