Yanks sell Killer Bling

#1
Not satisfied with Cold War bling medals or 'I was stationed in nightmare Germany' Bling, the Yanks have surpassed themselves with a new Bling Medal, guaranteed to add credibility to any Walt!

The 'I've Killed in Combat Medal'

CLICKY THE LINKY

8O
 

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#4
I've got a big box full of unissued US medals, from the Purple Heart set to, well, highest decorations kind of thing, but I can't seem to get the drawl right when I'm chucking it as a US vet. Can't sell the damned things either.
 
#7
This has got to be a piss-take, surely? I karn bleeve anybody would seriously want to wear one.

MsG
 
#9
Bugsy said:
This has got to be a piss-take, surely? I karn bleeve anybody would seriously want to wear one.

MsG
I have one with 36 bars on it next to my Battle of Jubilee medal. Why whats your problem?
 
#10
GrizzlyPanda said:
Bugsy said:
This has got to be a piss-take, surely? I karn bleeve anybody would seriously want to wear one.

MsG
I know, it's a disgrace, think about those people that had all their family topped...
For want of acceptance, you seem to have stumbled into a sort of trap there, GrizzyPanda. But crack on, "mo chara"! :p

MsG
 
#13
dear god the only possible reason for owning one would be the ultimate way to wind PC types up :twisted: .
unfortunately that's so badly done you'd just look like a mong :(

now if there was a semi tasteful badge might be worth it just to annoy certain people :evil:
 
#14
Markintime said:
What were you looking for when you came across this then MM? ;)
It was included amongst spam emails for Viagra, increasing girth and winning $45,000,000 in the Nigerian Lottery!

Entitled 'Killer Medal For Sale' it attracted only slightly more interest than the Viagra. Now I must get off, need to transfer £5000 to collect my winnings!

:D
 
#15
MittMayo said:
Markintime said:
What were you looking for when you came across this then MM? ;)
It was included amongst spam emails for Viagra, increasing girth and winning $45,000,000 in the Nigerian Lottery!

Entitled 'Killer Medal For Sale' it attracted only slightly more interest than the Viagra. Now I must get off, need to transfer £5000 to collect my winnings!

:D
I'll go halves with yer!
 
#16
Markintime said:
MittMayo said:
Markintime said:
What were you looking for when you came across this then MM? ;)
It was included amongst spam emails for Viagra, increasing girth and winning $45,000,000 in the Nigerian Lottery!

Entitled 'Killer Medal For Sale' it attracted only slightly more interest than the Viagra. Now I must get off, need to transfer £5000 to collect my winnings!

:D
I'll go halves with yer!
No it's mine, all mine I tell yer! All I have to do is take a rib to the coast of Nigeria with a suitcase full of used notes and five locals (armed for protection) will appear in a fishing boat and give me $45,000,000 ! Tis true ! Apparently even Ross Kemp knows 'em :D

and check out the email wording for the Killer Bling

Greetings

If you are a military veteran you can now commemorate your passage into the
ranks of military killers by purchasing the "KILLER GONG."

For more info visit http://www.buyagong.com
Also, see the attached picture of this unique medal or see a short video
about it at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUGdoa4-EWk

This truly one-of-a-kind medal is also a must have for collectors
and a great gift for combat vets

:D
 
#17
MittMayo said:
Markintime said:
MittMayo said:
Markintime said:
What were you looking for when you came across this then MM? ;)
It was included amongst spam emails for Viagra, increasing girth and winning $45,000,000 in the Nigerian Lottery!

Entitled 'Killer Medal For Sale' it attracted only slightly more interest than the Viagra. Now I must get off, need to transfer £5000 to collect my winnings!

:D
I'll go halves with yer!
No it's mine, all mine I tell yer! All I have to do is take a rib to the coast of Nigeria with a suitcase full of used notes and five locals (armed for protection) will appear in a fishing boat and give me $45,000,000 ! Tis true ! Apparently even Ross Kemp knows 'em :D

and check out the email wording for the Killer Bling

Greetings

If you are a military veteran you can now commemorate your passage into the
ranks of military killers by purchasing the "KILLER GONG."

For more info visit http://www.buyagong.com
Also, see the attached picture of this unique medal or see a short video
about it at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUGdoa4-EWk

This truly one-of-a-kind medal is also a must have for collectors
and a great gift for combat vets

:D
Isn't that a small town near Alice Springs, Buyagong?


Once a jolly swagman camped Buyagong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"
 
#19
Do you get a bar for quantity? After all if I was an MLRS gunner I'd be a bit miffed to get the same medal as a lucky Infantier, can we also get one with a red stripe to indicate the number of nearly killed?
 
#20
MittMayo said:
Not satisfied with Cold War bling medals or 'I was stationed in nightmare Germany' Bling, the Yanks have surpassed themselves with a new Bling Medal, guaranteed to add credibility to any Walt!

The 'I've Killed in Combat Medal'

CLICKY THE LINKY

8O
I like it, but I prefer this:



It will look great beside my Battle of Jubilee and my Non-Article 5.
 

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