Yanks ask do we need more go faster bits on our rifle

#10
Does one of those attachment jobbies tell them if they're aiming at Brits or does US Army policy still advocate shooting at their f*cking friends
 
#11
Actually it's a French rifle. All those 'sights' are actually sensors which can locate an enemy soldier at 600 miles. Once the enemy is identified, the radio at the back plays the national anthem of whatever country is attacking and broadcasts 'we surrender' messages in the language of the aggressor.

For close quarter situations......there's a spring loaded white flag in the top.
 
#12
Baddass said:
Actually it's a French rifle. All those 'sights' are actually sensors which can locate an enemy soldier at 600 miles. Once the enemy is identified, the radio at the back plays the national anthem of whatever country is attacking and broadcasts 'we surrender' messages in the language of the aggressor.

For close quarter situations......there's a spring loaded white flag in the top.
nice :lol:
feel that it needs more torches though, unless the surrender software works in the dark :wink: