Yanks ask do we need more go faster bits on our rifle

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by armourer, Oct 11, 2004.

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    and they still wont hit what they aim at :wink:

    The pic might take a few secs to download
  2. JB

    JB Clanker

    8O WTF?
  3. Is there a rifle under all that crape???? :?
  4. Hey, that's the basic model. The delux model also has a coffee maker, DVD player and waffle iron. :D
  5. JB

    JB Clanker

    Is that a thing for getting stones out of horses' hoofs at the back?
  6. What about a vibrator attachment for the females issued the weapon???? :twisted:
  7. Armourer, where did you hide the detachable undercarriage, and is it self-powered or trailed?
  8. Dash,down,crawl,observe sights.....which fcukin one !!!
  9. All of a sudden the L85 looks nice - Well almost!

    Bring back the SLR with SUSAT Sights...
  10. RTFQ


    Does one of those attachment jobbies tell them if they're aiming at Brits or does US Army policy still advocate shooting at their f*cking friends
  11. Actually it's a French rifle. All those 'sights' are actually sensors which can locate an enemy soldier at 600 miles. Once the enemy is identified, the radio at the back plays the national anthem of whatever country is attacking and broadcasts 'we surrender' messages in the language of the aggressor.

    For close quarter situations......there's a spring loaded white flag in the top.
  12. nice :lol:
    feel that it needs more torches though, unless the surrender software works in the dark :wink:
  13. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    SUIT mate, SUSAT is far too new and fangled...
  14. Bloody hell, is that white faux fur glued onto the stock? 8O
  15. With all them extras it must be an anti chav gun :lol: