We spent who knows how much to give this w@nker a top-notch education, and he wants to leave the service early to play professional baseball:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-johnstonnavy112608&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-johnstonnavy112608&prov=yhoo&type=lgns