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#3
Sh1te, who in their right mind would fcuk that thing!! KIDS LOOK AWAY NOW!

Seriously, that a woman?
 
#6
That is SO weird Dale and I where in St James's Park yesterday and I pointed out that all the large groups of our 'ethnic' population had at least one special needs adult.

As we walked around the duck pond we started to take more notice and sure enough there they where!

At least one member of each extended group had that way of shuffling with their toes pointing to ten to two, a big fuff off grin and eyes that seem to refuse to focus on anything as they drooled great big green chunks of life from their ever finger stuffed noses!

We don't have enough of our own we have to import them?

Beebs 8O
 
#7
I like very much you to take me to english. on daytime i eat for us. many child from my bosum.

you take my live and passport

contact me we go well for joy.

wtf? 8O


She/he/it will eat for you both? Its as tall as it is round then.....

It gives birth out of its bosum? Okay if I remember correctly that is NOT where children come out of, Beebs care to comment...

You have to kill it but you will get to keep its passport?

fcuk me the aliens HAVE landed.

Edited to say she/he/it is not picky on its Match!

Although age is a factor anyone over 37....YOU'VE LUCKED OUT.

Anyone under 3' and over 7'11" you've lucked out!!!

Only English speakers may apply!!!

Or in plain speak...All the above means "Just please fcuk me ANYONE"
 
#8
I dont think that even at ten to two in a nightclub that would appeal to the fellas - It looks like my old headmistress. Has someone just told her she is a beautiful woman!
 
#9
The mad middleeastern rhino trying to get a date said:
Fashion: Sporty
At least the lady is trying to embrace the culture in Southampton, and is trying to dress the same as the rest of the single mothers in town!!

Boney
 
#10
It looks like and extra from lord of the rings! :D
 
#12
This is what happens, you all push toshiba away and it goes and flaunts else where!
 
#13
mereminx said:
I like very much you to take me to english. on daytime i eat for us. many child from my bosum.

you take my live and passport

contact me we go well for joy.
Although age is a factor anyone over 37....YOU'VE LUCKED OUT.

Or in plain speak...All the above means "Just please fcuk me ANYONE"
I knew there would be a bright side of turning 38 this year. Nevermind I never get the pretty ones :?
 
#17
It's just occured to me that this thread has attracted an overwhelmingly female response.

Is this because you're all grateful that truly horrific women do exist, and that by comparison, you are all utterly gorgeous? :D
 
#18
Darth_Doctrinus said:
It's just occured to me that this thread has attracted an overwhelmingly female response.

Is this because you're all grateful that truly horrific women do exist, and that by comparison, you are all utterly gorgeous? :D
I'm all but house bound after being dragged all over central London by the Slug and far, far from utterly gorgeous as you are all to aware Mister Suck-up!

Bloody men! Tit!

Beebs :D

PS You'd do her wouldn't you?
 
#19
Now now Beebs - I'm shure that with effective lighting and good make-up, you'd look reasonable.

Just cos you're 'with child', there's no need to label all men as 'tits'. Far from it - I reckon most - if not all - our female ARRSErs would love a slice of Darth lovepie! :D
 

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