Xmas shopping

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  1. Right, I'm off shopping tomorrow to buy Mrs. Veg her Xmas present. I have armed myself to the teeth, have a large selection of only relatively warm credit cards and have fablon'd a bit of card with all her clothes sizes on it for reference. I have taken the whole day, as I intend to hit a bar and consume alcohol prior to engaging with the hell that is a large retail centre in SW London.

    Question? What shall I get her? Any advice gratefully appreciated. Being married to me, she's already "The woman who has everything" so this could be a tough one. Money is no object; I have credit cards.


  2. an iron...

    a good one mind with a "steam" button and everything,

    she'll be fizzing at the f ucking bung hole mate ... :D
  3. Buy her something that you want!!! That way she can't blame you for buying yourself gadgets and gizmos 'cos you bought it for her, obviously!!!
  4. A full length wool coat, nice scarf and gloves to match... a handbag (and yes is has to be REAL leather) some sanctuary bath smellies, gucci perfume and if all else fails the worlds largest box of chocolates....

    Don't forget the special to my darling wife card... you know that means more to her than anything else!

    if you don't like any of the above suggestions PM me and I will give a few more!
  5. Buy her a day of pampering and fuss (no - not a ticket to the NAAFI on here) The Sanctuary used to do a good one but no doubt there is some more trendy or fashionable place. You can buy just the day or add in various special treatments. They are EVER so appreciative when they come home!!
  6. Nothing

    Christmas is horrible and should be banned as a waste of time and money

    This attitude possibly has a lot to do with why I'm single though!
  7. She PM'd me the other day and told me she wanted an X Box 360 with Call of Duty 2. So there you have it, straight from the horses mouth :roll:
  8. I like your style.
  9. The old answer, of course, is that you should buy her a pair of slippers and a large dildo. Then, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and feck herself.

    Ah, that'll be my coat.....
  10. Alas, the only thing that would be fizzing would be the flesh of my forehead as she rammed the fcuking thing into my swede.

  11. Nothing. Consider buying her a prezzie but get no further. After all, "it's the thought that counts".
  12. Marry me DB :D
  13. Only if you're a whizz at table football! :lol:
  14. Prezzie buying. Thats something the Devil thought up.