Xmas shopping

Right, I'm off shopping tomorrow to buy Mrs. Veg her Xmas present. I have armed myself to the teeth, have a large selection of only relatively warm credit cards and have fablon'd a bit of card with all her clothes sizes on it for reference. I have taken the whole day, as I intend to hit a bar and consume alcohol prior to engaging with the hell that is a large retail centre in SW London.

Question? What shall I get her? Any advice gratefully appreciated. Being married to me, she's already "The woman who has everything" so this could be a tough one. Money is no object; I have credit cards.


Buy her something that you want!!! That way she can't blame you for buying yourself gadgets and gizmos 'cos you bought it for her, obviously!!!
A full length wool coat, nice scarf and gloves to match... a handbag (and yes is has to be REAL leather) some sanctuary bath smellies, gucci perfume and if all else fails the worlds largest box of chocolates....

Don't forget the special to my darling wife card... you know that means more to her than anything else!

if you don't like any of the above suggestions PM me and I will give a few more!
Buy her a day of pampering and fuss (no - not a ticket to the NAAFI on here) The Sanctuary used to do a good one but no doubt there is some more trendy or fashionable place. You can buy just the day or add in various special treatments. They are EVER so appreciative when they come home!!

Christmas is horrible and should be banned as a waste of time and money

This attitude possibly has a lot to do with why I'm single though!
She PM'd me the other day and told me she wanted an X Box 360 with Call of Duty 2. So there you have it, straight from the horses mouth :roll:
The old answer, of course, is that you should buy her a pair of slippers and a large dildo. Then, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and feck herself.

Ah, that'll be my coat.....
shortfuse said:
an iron...
a good one mind with a "steam" button and everything,

she'll be fizzing at the f ucking bung hole mate ... :D
Alas, the only thing that would be fizzing would be the flesh of my forehead as she rammed the fcuking thing into my swede.

I should have known better, really. I'm just sorting myself out for an early start for "Op. Xmas Shopping" and I log in to see what ace suggestions we have. Apart from Officers Bird and ORC, it looks like Mrs. Veg is getting:

An iron

An Xbox 360 and a video game to go with it

A pool table and table football

Honestly, if that was what she got then my domestic life for the next twelve months would be, frankly, schit.

I will let you know how I got on. Hopefully I won't get too pisched and end up buying her the stuff you lot suggested, but thinking about it we do need a new iron...
Did you really expect anything else, Veg? You know we always try our best, but like that advert from a few years ago where the child buries the family car at the beach; "we're not being very helpful, are we?"!

Tell you what, next time you want some insightful advice as to what a married woman with sproglet might want for Christmas, set the question to like-minded women, not a bunch of hairy-ARRSEd squaddies. And me. :wink:
Handbag!!!!! Get her a Handbag!!!!!

Dale and I got lovely matching Chloe Handbags in baby pink :D you CAN'T go wrong..... hmmmmmm..... New handbags......

...and think! While her hands are full of her lovely new handbag, she might give you a BJ!!! :D

Beebs x

PS Irons are also good if you don't like BJ's...... ;)

Scalextric, xBox, Hornby Train set (with extra track and trains), widescreen big big plasma TV with surround sound, a barrel of beer, lots of whisk(e)y, another woman so that the two of you can explore her lesbianism.

Or get what I'm getting Mrs. BigDick and her mother....a month sightseeing the ancient monuments of Iraq.
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