Xmas pressies for the one you love...........................

[wrinklyone]

 

[philc]

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Sort of thing my wife would love, she enjoys preserving fruit etc. She insisted I brought her a Moulenx one year, she loves it.

Woman, barking mad.

 

[Ecosse]

Shooosh...it's a "Surprise"

 

[A signaller]

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Why not, also included should be a set of oven mittens, a flowery pinny, a box of marigold rubber gloves, and a rubberized kneeling pad, with a matching floor scrubbing brush. For added interest, Mrs Beeton's book on household management and cookery.

 

[Civvy Scum]

Shooosh...it's a "Surprise"
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The chain attached to the kitchen sink seems to be missing.

 

[A signaller]

The chain attached to the kitchen sink seems to be missing..............

........................and bare foot and pregnant...........

 

[Ecosse]

........................and bare foot and pregnant...........

Which would represent something of another Seasonal gynaecological "Miracle" given she's prime GILF material.
No photos.

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Which would represent something of another Seasonal gynaecological "Miracle" given she's prime GILF material.
No photos.

The tactically placed walking frame would seem to support that description

 

[BratMedic]

This is for my missus at Yuletide celebrations:

 

[Septic sid]

 

[Accidental_discharge]

Getting this framed for her indoors after the last Covid restrictions announcement

 

[anglo]

Shooosh...it's a "Surprise"
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[Ecosse]

The tactically placed walking frame would seem to support that description

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That's her Mother's.

The bitch won't die.
How selfish.
Distinct aroma of dried pish & Jeyes.