Xenophobic Persecution

Forvirring said:

Is this a piss take or is this guy genuinely two sandwiches short of a picnic?
COO COO for Cocoa Puffs, I real nutter me thinks. I think that he believes and therefore it must be true. Must wrap his head in tin foil to keep the voices out.
I am making a pledge for information directly leading to the exposing of the "BBC Newscaster Conspiracy". The exposing would specifically need to lead to a legally binding admission from Martyn Lewis or Michael Buerk of the BBC, or Jon Snow of ITN, that they were watching me through the TV set.
That's just from the front page. I can't work out why this guy hasn't been sectioned - he's clearly a delusional paranoiac, and quite probably schizophrenic as well (that last based on his comment that MI5 have been trying to make their 'persecution' of him look like merely the symptoms of schizophrenia). The FAQ is even more entertaining - can anyone else work out the relevance of the Bernard Levin article he quotes?

My initial reaction to the offer quoted above was to wonder how Arrse users could spoof it and win £20,000...


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